Judge — December 23, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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WE TEACH COMMERCIAL RT Meyer Bethy Company, the largest art organization in the by this widely institution, w y-two years success—which each year produces and ells to advertisers in the United States and C: ver ten thousand mercial drawings. enexperience? Commerci ity—a highly paid, intensely inte pr ly open to men and women. Home study in: tion, | Get Facts Before You Enroll i in any School. rite for our! OPPORTUNTLY-“—tor ono bait the eost of malling—four cents In stamps, MEYER BOTH COMPANY Department of Art Instruction Michigan Ave. at 20th St ,Deyt, 39, CHICACO, ILL, NOTE—To Art and Engraving Firms; | Hecure practical artists among our graduates, Write us, The Elk—Say! I didn't come to | hat rack! The Last Shopper TOW that it is too late 4%) Christmas shopping « fe Correspondence Course| give up the ship. All ist Ps by a pocket full, ‘There is still that last to do your ly. do not yet stlost. Not 9 IN ie) TINS CARTOONING, | nth hour, the witching hour. Take Ng t the money you were saving to pay the GA Comic Art & Casicabre | rire insurance policy and let nature have its coarse but human enjoyment. | It has not been the. bargaining, shop- ZIM, Dept. Ry, ue HORSEHEADS, N.Y.) ping early buyers who have put the mule foenrmees kick into the Yuletide. It is the last minute man who, at twenty minutes to six on the 24th of December, has swept under the wire in a whirlwind finish, A . creating a veritable wave of unselfish ee Git "SMELTING’ CO! Christinas spirit. 316 Tiippedrome Bids. Ct Consider the enthusiasm that is his and lone. Consider the joy he brings. Asone of the oldest pat- ENTS: ecirel inierted we for example, the poor shop- seper, who after weeks of combat with service noted for resulta, gridenced by many Patents of extraordinary valor Hook, Paten nny bargainers, sees in the last few Lacey & Lacey, 67 F St.,Wash., 0.c. Tetan. 1859. urs before Christmas this horde of late BIG GUN SALE! rt $ Auto: Pistoia LOZ Won 10% of European Prizes daring 1921— Be 10.9 Ineloding extra mar Value $50.00 Husband (looking bewilderedly at | —For the love of God, Jane, what is Jane—I'm sure I really don’t know, 32 the man said it was a Christmas present. this party just to be used as an old shoppers, their eves ablaze with the true exaltation of generosity, their eager hands clutching at gifts, bundles and packages tightly held) over palpitating hearts. What emotions are theirs! Think of the shopkeeper, whose stock is swept clean away, whose coffers are swollen, and upon whose face beams a reflection of the that fills his heart for all and sundry? Think, too, of the little shop girl, who was hired on extra just for this last Christ- mas rush. Where would she have been were it not for this last minute man? Yet she has been saved by this heroic, this nt, onrushing army, jabbing, push- shoving, punching, with the light of faith blazing in their eyes. One can all but hear them crying, ‘We are here, Lafayette,” and the little gal is saved. Such is the true spirit of Christmas. May it live long, and as it goes roaring down through the ages let it carry with it our approval. Let the welkin ring with the glorious slogan, * Do your Shopping Late.” a Flubb—Dobbs was rated one of the best men in our ge debating society. Dubb—Yes; but he's discovered, since his mar- riage, how little that part of his education really amounts to! tae Doctor (at veterans’ hos- pital)—Don't. worry, my boy, I'll have you out of here in time to have a party on your army bonus. Patient (dejectedly)— Gee, Doc, am I as sick as all that? tae Sympathetic Friend—1 hear the colonel said you were the worst drilled bunch of recruits in camp, Bill. Hep Sergeant—Yep, an’ it was all my fault, Just as I was heppin’ th’ bunch 3 past him, I got th’ hie- doodingus) coughs! this pt 8 Sauthell Henry; but Poor men generally make poor husbands. comichooks.