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Persistency CALLED her, But she refused to come. I begged— 1 threatened— I scolded— Teven swore; But to no avail, She would not come to me. I stood silently for awhile And watched her. L saw her go » Jack, To Dick, Tok But she would not come to me Finally T decided on one more attempt— She came, ° ° . . . . Dice are peculiar. —Sterens Tech. Stone Mill. FAIR ENOUGH She—Don't you think that talkative women are the most popular? He—What other kinds are there?— Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. SBS Fable NCE there was a Freshman who did ome from a far country unto the great university, and verily did he refuse to buy a chapel ticket, nor did he think that the gymnasium was a hothouse, and he knew full well that Walter Camp was not a summer resort, nor yet did he wander far in search of the Phi Beta Kappa house; yea, in all things was he und lo, when he did come sh intelligence test he did between the cuckoo and the chimpanzee. Moral: If there is a “Q” in “Examina- tion,” put a cross in the circle; if not, put a dot under the silent letter in “Kangs rthwestern Purple Par- rank midw tae She—Dow't take this personally, Frank, but who is the dumbest person in the world? He—Well, excepting present company, the goof who thinks that a man when ts a holiday puts up a lunch and takes a long walk.—Michigan Gargoyle. Py T rose and gave her my seat; I could not let her stand— She made me think of mother, with ‘That strap held in her hand. —Syracuse Orange Peel. Signaling for a fair catch. —Michigan Gargoyle. sae IFTMIS plain to see Ts loves another. T know because T asked her brother. Another chay Is slyly smiling, On whose lap She sits beguiling. Another chap Fawns on her mother! Yes, it is true, She loves another! Yet on my face No grief you'll see, Which is because The other's me, —Toronto Goblin. sae 23— Going to the prom? Yes. oing stag or dragging?” “Well, if you'll promise not to get tight. I'll let you dance with my girl.” “Td rather get tight."—Princeton ery “These girls must have a little fun,” re- rtimist, ad the cigars out of his breast pocket. Washington and Lee Mink. al Jack—Phyllis sure has good taste. Mack—Yeh, vanilla lip- stick.—Denison Flamingo. AAt “I will now digest this philological treatise.” remarked the goat as he bit into the professor's essay.—Virginia Reel. she uses a “Tell “Hello, this Mary?" “Yes.” “Do you still love me?” “Yes, who is it?” —Utah Humbug. rer First Barber—Why were vou so late? Second Barber—T was shaving myself and couldn't get away until I'd talked myself into a hair cut and a shampoo.— Hamilton Royal Gaboon, Sead Dr. Jekyll—What makes you walk so funny? Mr. Hyde—My sweetheart gave me the gait.—Nebraska Awgian. Cad Fresh Primus—What would you d the girl on whom you were that she never wanted to see you again? | Fresh Secundus—I'd jump to my feet and leave. “And let her fall to the floor?” —Lafay- if | draw together the broken THE BATHER the sky hght, i that goes to make picture what ith A MiCHURE $2.75 35.50 ‘$75, a 35 Fords Foto Studios, Dept ‘I lenshurg Wash AUTOMATIC PISTOLS The Lowest Prices in America ne HO MONEY, pay on. ar | THE UNWIN TRADING 'co., eR Mailed FREE on Application “Treatise on the Scalp and Hair” H. Clay Glover Co. 129 W. 24th St New York City WRITE for il ride book ATENTS. TE “RECORD OF STNVENTION BLANK." Send model or sketch and description of invention for our free onen of its patentable nature. Highest References. Prompt Service. Reasonable Terms. VICTOR J. EVANS & CO., 813 Nioth, Washiogtoo, D.C. Sure Rupture Comfort BE COMFORTABLE — Wear the Brooks Appliance, the modern scientific favention which gives Tupture sufferers immediate relic. kk as B09 obaaxious springs or tomatic Air Cushions bin Pend 4 | salves or plasters. Durable. “Cheap. Sent on trial to prove its worth. "Never on sale in stores as every ‘Appliance is made toorder, the proper size and shape ir Cushion depending on the batare of each case. Beware of imitations, Lenk for trade-mark bearing portrait and Signature of C. F. rocks which appears.on None other . Pull information iP piaio, scaled eave) ette Lyre. 31 BROOKS APPLIANCE €0., MOG State St., Marshall, Mich.