Judge — December 23, 1922 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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by Arthur II. Folwell flapperistas. HE Scientific American announces I that it will pay $2,500 prize money to the first person who produces a nuine psychic photograph. Here's a chance for amateur photographers, noth- ing so resembling a spiritland mystery as a green hand's first attempt to time- expose his baby. 4. * Tt all depends upon the punctuation. On a Dry ship, the favorite song of a disconsolate Wet is Gilbert's: “We sail the ocean, blue.” The comma does it. sae Radi 3 in Illinois are entering upc a court action involving the rights to the atmosphere. Soon, the only “free air” will be that obtainable for your automo- bile tires. Aaa “Why is it we have so few $10,000 men in this coun- Thoma try ¥ A. Edison So few? Mr. Edison forgets the boot- leggers. Nature Studies by W. A mania for bobbed hair is running riot in Mexico. The next Mexican revolution may be staged by the E. Hill [HE Boston Symphony orchestra lost 187 bottles of liquor through confis- cation at the Canadian border. With bass viols, kettle drums and bassoons all hollow, in their possession, the Boston Symphony seems to have been guilty of gross carelessness, sae “The Sultan announced that he was not abilicating; he was merely removing himself from immediate danger.” —The news from the East, The Sultan must have hired the man who wrote the German press notices dur- ing the war; the fellow who spoke of a retreat as irement to a position pre- viously: prepared.” Red Chairman Lasker is making American ing shipping so efficient that in addre: another vessel at sea a Yankee ski uses the correct go-getter formula Nancy Bell of New York speaking— what ship is that?” Texas has joined Kentucky in protest against the Darwinian theory. Had Darwin claimed that'man evolved from the long-horn steer, Texas might have been less intolerant. ABS John D, Rockefeller, Jr., continues to advise that pennies be saved. If it were not for young John and the subway slot machines, people would forget that there were any such things as pennies. al Newberry’s choice was a wise one. It is much better to walk downstairs in a dignified manner, voluntarily, than to wait and go down on the end of a boot. eae “Dancin, frank advertisement of a w York ight resort. An uncover charge would make more money for the house. No cover charge,” is the | English newspapers are worrying over “the rather slum neighborhood” to which Lloyd George moved after leav- ing Downing street. They should quict their fears. Lloyd George may have heard of Al Smith of New York and the residence he 1 ains in “the rather slum neighborhood” of Oliver street. sae Sir Basil Blackett is described as Eng ‘s “brilliant reparation and debt exper xes continue upward, reparation and debt expert will become one of the world’s leading professions. tae Charles M. Schwab, discussing the laboring man, says he found him much more contented when he could have his light: win You recall, of course, how the hod-carrier used to go down to the corner at noon for his can of light wine. tae “The biggest job of the prohibition workers is to hold 0 to probibition."—One of them. The bootle biggest job, too. rs recognize it as their sae If a third political party is to be formed, I, we presume, will ha chosen its emblem. Candidates who were recent victims of fickle public opin- pn will be unanimous in choosing the chameleon. tae Whistling in church instead of singing, as a stimulant of the rel ! been introduced. It might be especially effective during the offertory if in addi- tion to passing the plate the ushers whistled for their money. sae “The glamour of mere physical action no longer bolls & moving pacture aucbence —A au per-director. Any picture audience will demonstrate the truth of that. Audiences now r quire something subtl ething li slipping on a bi or the contact ot a comedy waiter ate a’ tray of distien Ears for women are coming out while eyebrows are going in, “headache bands” now covering the forehead, which seeks to be fashionable. at least set a style. The man who does his brow up in a wet towel has