Judge — December 2, 1922 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Told at the 1 9th Hole Th’ Auld Caddie “VE roamed th’ land afar In weather foul an’ fair; Tve feaned oopoon th’ t Aw’ poured, an i Braw mon was h Pac tak’ my oon An’ mane wad be Tie raise a hair or stra’. N jigger for a stall helped me aften th ue better men wal La An’ bad anes fret an’ stew, I've caddied here an’ there, For men baith big an? sina’; time T wad Tae watch th’ player's Th’ best Dhaed Md g Wi swanky link an hert Of real sincerity Sie’ a’ways was my part Mas! It's dry a” ower, A car Buys but a sip it Sae noo iy tale is ts My life is near its May better caddies My job when Dua fe sae Holing Out in One Dear Old kditor: something when you attempt the odds against holing out in one, Brother John Campbell Haywood im- plies that the odds are 23,990 to 1. Any Tooke laying me those odds would F ut, as T hav nd have playe n estimate, 17,208 holes. On the other hand, the same maker would have more than rec by making the same bets with V Hagen who has never m a he You certainly started 1 to ealew golf player “Did you see in the paper where the Prince of Wales topped his drive from the first tee at St. An- drews before a large gallery?” “No. How democratic!” Miami Beach one, so he told me not so long ago. Still further, Mike Brady would have utterly rumed said bookie as he has made seven holes in one, I figure the odds differently than Mer. Haywood esti ng that TP have played AG Delian all the pl 4.750 as havir betting possibilities only 4.780 ¢ reached in one shot. tof th A. there a holes per round. that Linone shot, Therefi wer of holes available 4.780, for Out of all those shots from the tee, the ball dropped into the cup twice which would reduce the tod Ld bey holes made in-one if it were not for the wagers we ” odds in tay case t doubt there we tly more fact that th 1 the te flag is always in the 1] de. and there. he pole and shots are 1 I frequently bi bounds away without chance of dropping into the hole. Unless the ball were rolling very slowly when it reached the eup, it would be almost an impos- sibility of its dropping into the If you can find any conscience would be re act, tell him to send me he willing te T would in marks. ‘cy Drawn by Rene Chane Golf Club, Miami, Florida. A Golfer's: Alphabet hy ‘Aery Belville y that he takes for his Biss ey. lo beat whom he'll strive: whe grabs his last sead; ord that sout when he’s mad sy Chanee he thinks he'll take wozle he really does make. G is the Golf Ball that’s lust in the rough: His the High Ball—(should be good honest stuff), + Tron he'll use in some ph uinice that he gets on “poor” days. Kicker who rouses his spleen: Lis the Links Lad—young Sarazen ("Gene™ M is the Mashie (helps out of a : Nis the Niblick, that plays the same ré O is the Oasis called the Fair Green, P is the Putt—ne a nerve cool and keen, Q is the Question—Hot Scotch, or plain Rye? Ris the Rough Ground that makes a bad die, S is the Stymic—almost hopeless to play; T is the Tee from which he drives away. U is the n Hazard of sand; his hand. W is the Worst ot he’s made in a week; X is the use the poor guy must s Y is the Yarn the old timer will spin; Zis the Zeal that is needed to win, comicbooks.com