Judge — October 14, 1922 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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What mother missed!” —Notre Dame Juggler. sae Father—Why can’t you do something? If I should die, you'd have to beg for money. Son—Well, IT ought sin’s a | The girl who plays around with the men in the clothing ase to be able to do that. —Princeton Ijve had practice Tiger. enough around here. —Boston Beanpot. ry AKE big eyes and ruby lips, Soft felt hat so dapper, Hair that’s bobbed and coyly curle There you have a flapper —Princeton Tiger. rer GHE never powders up her face— » or this I love my Sadic T'll see her when the circus comes, For she’s the bearded lady. —Pennsyltania Punch Boul. St HERE once was a maiden of Siam Who said to her lover, young Kiam, “If you kiss me, of course You will have to use force, I'll wager you're stronger than I am.”—Syracuse Orange Peel. But “Our canary d natural death the other day.” “Yes, the cat ate it."—Michigan Gargoyle. ee Scientists makes one by know how charmin, say that sleeping outdoors wutiful. At last! Now we to account for the hobo’s appearance.—Ohio Sun Dial. os Trate Professor—Young man, do you know anything about this course? Young Man—A little, sir. What would you like to know?—Stanford Chaparral. Bs) Ode to a Centipede (Inspired under the Influence) H, BEAU ature, whose 4% dull gleamir Doth wiggle and wobble in fantastic measures, I watch thee all-entranced, astonished, mouth agape, thee run and frolic pleasures. To see through thy Upon thy glossy back, ah, bug, might T To highest peaks of comprehensive knowl- edge mount, For, through the tickle of thy tiny naked legs. Man, in state primordial, first learned indeed, to count. Ah, centipede, had I thy or arms (For I must needs confess I know which they be) Td suffer none to threaten me with harms That might affright—the reason even architects may see. numerous legs not Lo, with thy hundred hands, T might, in time of stress, Read books, make notes, work slide rules, dance a jig— Or otherwise perform to past termined test, So all might bow in fear and call me a. prede- But, little crawling worm, who passeth by in iey cali With upturned nose—ah, I beseech thee, tarry. Since, centipede, had I thy hundred feet, Great Catfish! “How large a load might I not carry?—Carnegie Puppet. She—I'm simply wild about a yacht. He—Er, how do you act on a motor boat?—Brown Jug.