Judge, 1922-10-07 · page 29 of 36
Judge — October 7, 1922 — page 29: what you’re looking at
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This page primarily contains humorous anecdotes and advertisements rather than political cartoons. The small illustration at the top depicts two men attempting to hit a golf ball while a boy stands nearby—captioned "Aunt Agatha" commenting on the cowardly behavior of grown men trying to hit a small boy, a joke playing on the double meaning of "boy" (the child vs. golf terminology). The remaining content comprises brief comedic stories from various newspapers, focusing on domestic life, class differences, and gender relations typical of early 20th-century humor. Notable themes include a working-class woman's laziness, marital discord over women's changing fashions (bobbed hair, knickerbockers), and a man prioritizing golf over his wife's comfort. The right side features advertisements, including one for "Forty Minute Beauty Clay" from Wales—a skincare product promising complexion improvement—and a "Send No Money" diamond ring offer. The page reflects period attitudes toward gender, class, and consumerism rather than explicit political satire.
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