Judge — October 7, 1922 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Ladies’ Ring No. 1350 An amazing new offer—wear this GENUINE DIA- MOND for a week at our expense — absolutely no risk to you—deposit nothing—READ EVERY WORD OF THIS OFFER: Send No Money Pay No C.O.D. Mail the Free Trial Coupon on tour expense your choice ig iliustrated above i the atifal baad eagraved solid guid’ ts you ever sew, set with e fie, large, genuine bloe-wbite dist mond. Pay nothing when It arrives. Merely accept the ring and wear it for a week, at our expense. After a week decide. If you returnthering, that ends the matter, You have ri thing. Bat if the ring een esocly Bie Smonth antl Daid the amazingly lo Of $08 76 for this regular value. The ring is anelaborate pierced model in solid 14K green gold with hand en- graved white gold top. striking new model. The dia- mondisabeauty—extrabrilli- ant, bloe white, perfectly cut —a remarkably big value. Fi 2ust mall the coupon below. Be sure to enc! Harold Lachman Co. be ‘hicage Send me absolutely free and prepaid, for a week’s trial, the genuine diamond ring checked be! pothing when it arrives. After one week thering by registered mail ai will vend you 3.76 each month until #33. tle remains with you until fully pai SIZE. top set with extra fine perfectly cut blue - nuine diamond. Extra no Toney. Pay noC.0.D. A week's trial absolutely REE. Mail coupon now. has_beer . ENCLOSE MY jing No, A430) Men's Ring No. AUS) Address Age. Famous Ortgies $ Auto. Pistol™, 75 cal istol, 4 in. rel blue steel, § fect in oper= . Regular value BAB gm veie only Fras Catalog Bbees*hlat arate Ae "Amtoaitio ‘wholesale prices, WRITE TODAY 1 aless yoo ish. Par postman Send No Moi ey! ee LuceER ‘SALES COMPANY 828 George St. Dept.2210 Chicago, Ill. ae gal —— _ Digest of the World’s as exerting all his ate “aubtl s in the nee of draing a crowd, and he wound up by offering a bright new shilling for sale by auction. ow, * he cried, “here is | the opportunity of a lifetime! What will you bid for this shilling? This is only of the bargains I have got for you gentleme! Bids came very slowly from the doubt- ing listeners, till at last’ the childish ‘ble of a small boy's voice was heard. ixpence for it!” he er 1 the cheap-jack, “it’s Where's your six- ke it out of the shilling and hand me over the change,” replied the lad.— Pearson's Weekly (London). sae “Daughter, did I not see you sitting finger on that young man’s lap when I passed the parlor door last evening? Yes, and it was very embarrassing. I wish you had not told me to.” “Good heavens! I never told you to do anything of the kind!” “You did. You told me that if he attempted to get sentimental I must sit on him.”—Pathfinder. Humor I ITTLE SYDNEY was allowed to si ~ up to the table with his fond mamma on the oceasion of a little luncheon part His manners were generally very pr and m: was horrified when she t the child stuffing his food into his mout with his knife dney, cried Sydney, where's your fork? to use your fork!” “I know, mama,” tively, “but this one —London Telegraph Rad Crawford—You shouldn't beginning to feel your age. Crabshaw—L can't help feeling it Just as my eyesight started to fail the girls began wearing short skirts, and now that my hearing is getting bad the radio fad sets in—New York Sun. ee “What has come over Blinks? He used to be one of the best tempered men Tever knew and now he is always yowling and swearing. A regular old grouch,” said Brown. “Yes, I noticed the change in him a after he bought that second-hand replied Smith. —Cineinnati En- quirer. reprovingly You ought said Sydney plain- leaks awfully.” say you're “I don't think the club ought to ‘touch old George for the full subscrip- tion, you know.” “Why?” “He so rarely uses the course!”—Passing Show (London).