Judge — September 23, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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A Short Story T WAS between dances. They were sitting in a dim corner of the porch— he and she. He moved towards her, ently, caressingly, until her face was close to his. “You have such wonderful eyes,” he spectantly. he went on. His short, quick breaths fanned her cheek as he leaned closer, still closer. Her head went up to his, | brushed his, as he panted ery bright.” His arm went out, his hand fumbled in his pocket. With a quick gesture he drew forth a glittering object: ‘" so very bright,” he repeated pu He thrust his watch before her. vou can see the time in the dark. Williams Purple Cow. r lips almost hey are so ave men used to Settle any family Quarrels with Their clubs. To-day, married men Desiring I 2 And contentment Still resort ‘To their Clubs, Which shows that ‘Times haven't Changed two bits. Wisconsin Octopus. Pred Frank, — you're dreadfully. Is it asthma Frank—Nope. Vm all out of breath trying to catch up with my sleep.—Notre Dame Juggler. Anxious— wheezing te College—Hey, who got my black shoe? I've got one of somebody's tan pair. Education—Don't that beat hell!) I'm in the same fix and trying to make an eight o’clock.—Stanford Chaparral. ery swears she’s never been Kross—That’s enough to make swear—Lehigh Burr. anyone “Is Joe very simple?” “Simple! He thinks necking is a new kind of scarf.”—Brown Jug. _ And “just er With the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible First Weary Willie—I dealt you a hand of spades then, didn’t I? Second W. W.—How did you guess it? I saw the frightened look on your ~Oregon Lemon Punch. ja) Prof.—Late again! Soph.—Not a word, Prof.; so am I. —Yale Record. , add a little T° ONE piece of pi: moonlight. Of course, take for granted two persons. Press in two strong hands, one small soft hand. Now sift lightly two ounces of action and one of romance; then add a large measure of comfort, followed by a passing mmmm - or two, and one or two whispers. Dissolve half a dozen glances in a well of silence, dust in a small quantity of hesitation, a pinch of yielding; place kisses on a flushed cheek or two red lips. Sift with essence of Ambrosia, and set aside to cool, Not only will this recipe work in any climate, but it will prove most popular therein. —Dartmouth Jack: o° Lantern. sae SHE is “wild about” mushrooms on s about” muffins and tes She “adores” nesselrode and pie a la mode, And she’s “ravished” with fromage la bi She’s “devoted” to coffee frappé, * about oufflé, And vows she “could dic” eating truffles, Oh, my, She's a regular girl, I should say. —Phillips Mirror. tte Wholesaler—These new hats are the latest novelty, and are absolutely the only thing the college men are wearing, yet you've ordered nothing but boys’ si How do you account for that? Retailep—A man with a normal head wouldn’t wear one.—Washington Sun Dodger. A Clean Ditty FP HE waters lapped melodiousty, Against the high white cliffs, Two ivory crafts dipped o’er the swells. Two merry da kiffs. Our hero’s soul filled with the scene, He raised his voice in song And o'er the enamel mountain tops His chant rose clear and strong. He sang of the woods, the dells, the fields, Of cach beautiful plant and shrub, And as he sang, the neighbors knew ‘That Jones was in the tub. —Toronto Goblin. Rad You may not think so, but— | Any stocking is pretty if it’s well filled. it All roads lead to jail, if you only drive j fast enough. | Many are called, but few get up. —Stanford Chaparral. ste He—They say that people who live together grow to look alike. She—TVhen_ y bsolutel, sider my refusal as. final: Medley. must con- New York Cheek to cheek No movements protested, Without the music We'd all be arrested. —Oregon Orange Ol. sas “Tl make a still, ain I won't.” He made th Il and tried the swill, And work again he don’t. Johus Hopkins Black and Blue Jay. Said Pec And w A Modern Eve —Cornell Widow.