Judge — September 16, 1922 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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p edies “Life, Liberty ‘and the pursuit eto . Two New Yorkers hy Mary Graham Bonner TRAIL through the forests led up £ to a lake literally in the clouds. Above, a mountain, shaped like an enor- mous beehive, tempts the hiker to even further to get yet more staggering a view of mountains and lakes and rushing streams and vivid colors. It is one of the amazing and thrilling walks which can be easily taken in the Canadian Rockies. Sitting on a rock—a world of glory spread out before them— were a couple. Ap- parently they had met on the trip. And both had found they had time to off for this A marmot whistled shrilly, a golden swept mightily and splen- lidly overhead—a little show over the distant mountains was pro- ducing a rainbow and a rainbow in such a setting is no insignificant affair! And the couple! “Did you see the ‘Follies’ this year she asked him. Yes he swered eagerly, and went on to tell the features which had most appealed — to him while together they laughed) over the jokes from com- which — they b had seen during the past season. | “Did youever eat J steak at that place | in New York where they cook it after H you've picked it out?” he asked her. “Oh, yes, isn’t it F wonderful?” she re- b plied. “But I know areal Italian place I'm very fond of where one can get ‘ood, she walk. one of empha: Ther there er awhile was an awk- JUDGE | WITH WHICH IS COMBINED LESLIE'S W ward full moment's dull and) sickening retty here, isnt it?” he said finally. The silence which to them was uncom- fortable had now been broken and once more they were discussing the food of table dhétes—each knew of such a good place where the meal could be had for eighty-five cents and there were six courses ser’ . six of them! But New York has a large population and these constituted only two individuals of it! up The Artist—Do you like marines? “Yes, but I just adore aviators.” 1 Her Girl Chum—Did the minister make Ferdinand use the “With all my worldly goods [ thee endow?” Mrs. Justwed—No. Why put him on his guard? I'll get "em anyway. eer Miss Eyeful—You claim to be a mind reader. Can you tell me what I was thinking about just before you called? Mr. Hardfax—That’s easy. You were thinking of your appearanc Miss Eyeful—Why, that’s wonderful. How do you do it? rd If, as some has said, architec- ture is frozen music, it seems to us that many of our streets are lined with what must. be frost-bitten ott Mr. Kidd—1 see they've arrested a woman pickpocket. Mrs. Kidd—What an awfully mean man she must have married! The ‘Secretary— Here’s a letter from a man who compli- ments us on the im- proved service, say- ing he hasn’t failed to find as on the cars at any time during the last two weeks, The Traction Magnate —Reply, thanking him for the information. Then issue an order to the traffic mana- ger to take off twenty per cent. of the cars at once. ee Her Husband— What was the mat- ter with your new treasure of a cook you had to fire words perfectly one consic finger . Lastery— My new hat was de- livered to-day while I was out and she took it in and made a salad of the trim- ming. comicbooks.com