Judge — September 9, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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It Ain’t Nature TPHE director was peeved, and well might he be. | For, as usual, rehearsal wasn’t going right a-tall. The heroine was new to the wherefores and howfores of acting and didn't know just what was to be done. “Al you gotta do, Geraldine,” roared the enraged) gentleman) who had the megaphone, “is shove the hero away from ye when he tries to kiss ye. ‘There’ nothin’ to it! Great) Mike! Ain’teha never tried to keep a fellow from kissin® ever,” said Geraldine unblushingly Pennsylvania Punch Boul. at A CERTAIN young fellow named Fitz LAX. Falls asleep wherever he sitz On the curb he did nap With his hat in his lap, When he woke he had in it six bitz. Notre Dame Juggler. tote UP dt our boarding house there are two children, a boy and a girl. The boy is the living photograph of his father. and the girl is the very phono- graph of her mother.—Ohio Sun Dial. ad Smith the West? Jones (who has just returned) —No question at all. Why in one town I was in the water had been turned off for a week and the inhabitants didn’t know it until they had a fire-—California Pelican. How's the liquor question in Said a young débutante from Cologne, “These Americans like to be shogne; For wherever she goes, The main thing is hose— So I've started in rolling my ogne.” —Amherst Lord Jeff. Choice Chance —Annapolis Log. With the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible Woman—and the Devil AUTHOR'S VERSION Magdeline was a sweet and pure girl. She came to the city to visit her aunt, While there she becomes infatuated with an honest but affectionate artist. He begs her to marry him as soon as he can 1 it. She meets a rich merchant who has retained his youth. They are married and live together happily. As Adapted to the Screen teline was an innocent’ country She was lured to the city by a passionate artist who betrayed her and refused to marry him. A scheming mer- chant marries her to save her good name. She kills him the first night and flees to her home. The better side of the artist comes to the front and he takes the blame for the murder. The maiden then mar- ries her country lover. After Censorship Magdeline is brought to the city by her parents to sce the Zoo, She is frightened by the monkeys but ys the peanuts. She returns to the country and marries the poor but farmer.—Cornell Widow. honest rd “Before six cylinder cars came into use, a trotting horse always sounded good to me.” “How’s that? “It always hit) on Orange Oul. four.” —Oregon ttt Editor—Vhis cartoon isn’t shaded enough. Cartoonist —™ you see the j ybe not, but wait. till * that goes with it. te, THESE Modern Girls Trang up . “How about a lecture for a change this afternoon?” quoth 1. “Oh, that'll be just fine, Eddie.” “Oke Kubar, the great poet, is speak- ing,” I went on, “he’s written’ many wonderful line: “How thrilling!” she cooed, can add something to mine.”- Tiger. “Maybe I rinceton AM, an old negro, was always poor, but he managed to support a bony horse and keep. it’ ali He rarely worked, and as a result often came to beg a little food and money from other people. Sam,” I remarked, “how's times?” “No good, no ways, marster! That theah hoss ob mine, seems like ah has to buy so much hay fo” him that ah nevah has no money lef” to buy maself an’thing to eat, i “But, Sam, why do you need to keep the horse, then “To haul the hay, sah.” and Jefferson Way Jag. Washington “I don’t see why you call Jamieson stupid. He says a clever thing quite often.” “Exactly. He doesn’t seem to real- ize it should be said only once.”— Columbia Jester. tot “Did you know that Freddie talks in his sleep?” “It's true—he recited in class this Chicago Phoenix. morning.” tt Flannigan—What hit ye, Mi all shredded. Mike—Me own dog did it. I went home sober last) night, and he didn’t know me.—Dartmouth Jack 0° Lantern. won College President—So you want a job as a professor. Did you ever earn any money in your business? Applicant—No, not to any marked degree. “Very well, you will be given a position in our economics department.” —Stanford Chaparral. comicbooks.com