Judge — September 9, 1922 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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As We Were Saying by Arthur H. Folwell A seven-weeks-old Rhode Island chick is laying eggs at machine-gun speed up in Winsted, Conn. Probably the child-wife of some fresh young rooster \\ OFFICIAL of the Pullman Com 42 pany announces that “sequence is the system’ by which their i named, hame suggesting thus: Venus and Adonis. Shakespe: sequence might. be till further and a third car christened, The Passion- ate Pullmi one The devil fish, or octopus, is invading the coast waters of France. A refined octopus will appear in nothing less than an eight-piece bathing suit. Rd When speaking of poisoned pastry, don't. overlook Michigan, where the Republican organization is seriously in- disposed in consequence of Newberry pie. ae 1 Jerry Lightni dent. jolt rips clothing off woman, Just as skirts were coming in longer, too. rrr) Postmaster General Work speaks. in slowing terms of “the President's art of hand shaking.” Sometimes—as Roose- velt demonstrated—the art of fist shaking is a good thing to know, too. sae N “UNCLE 'TOM’S CABIN” com- +2 pany, touring upstate, has two motor trucks for its scenery and properties, one driven by Uncle ‘Tom, the other by Simon Legree. During the show, the motor trucks doubtless “double” as blood- hounds. Nature Studies by W. E. Hill AtOT of talent in’ this world: is going plumb to We wish the undertakers who are so deft at making the “look natural” could be induced to lend their kindly offices to the make-up of the modern Happer. Why shouldn't the living look natural? ttt waste, deceased ion of the nce, dogs, Pet animals are the sens: bathing house at Deauville, Fr cats and even a pink pig being among Ue beasts thus flaunted. Washington will be able to supply a fine flock of “lame ducks” if Deauville can wait until after the November elections. Phat Sterling property in the hills back of Rye. There would be more response to an advertisement reading: Sterling rye in the hills back of property. , Lloyd George is being harshly eriti cized for the cut of his clothes and his failure to send his trousers for pressing i frequent enough intervals. Abe Line would have made an awful hash of the job of British premier. ate Up in Vermont, tl using flivvers to drive cows home from pasture. Freak calves will be born henceforth with it spare tire instead of an extra head, Political Ohio candidate makes campaign in hand ear, headline \ glad hand ear, as one might say \ Iss) PHYLLIS) MONKMAN | has 4 such famous ankles that there was great demand for her silk stockings when she autographed them—on the spot—at a recent London garden party. Had it been her waist which was famous instead of her ankles, the autographing process might have been more complicated. tts The coal strike and the shopmen’s strike may have tied up the country’s industries, but they were not wholly with out advanta They kept people from thinking about other when Mr. Daugherty dying man” Morse, for example ae things: such as was to. prosecute to cancel all: war debts bout If the succeeds, the world can go blithely the next war-to-end-war without financial embarrassment or worries of any kind. tote move With Judge Landis overlording base- ball, and Will) Hays dominati the movies, and Gus ‘Thomas sitting in judg- ment over the it may be only a question of time the churches choose am overlord to take the place of God. sty before ali The Hotel Artistes, New York, announces among its lures for guests “free cooking.” If free cooking produces re- sults like free the drug store should do a corking business. tte des verse, nearest Barbers, says a dispateh, won't) shave non-union men. ‘This vastly simplifies the situation. If you see a railroad man with a beard, let fly with a brick The Australian platypus, very rare, now sojourning at the Bronx Zoo, is partial to “undersized shrimps.” Any number of them may be had around Times Square, any evening, about theater hour comicbooks.com