Judge — August 5, 1922 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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“Let me live in a house by the side of the road “—Sam Walter Foss. and be a friend to man ttt Friend—Why did you install an effi cieney system in your office? Philanth st Employer—T had to do that or else discharge some of my em- Mabel, I can’t wait; I've got to say it!” ae In a Drug Store by O. C. A. Child DO not care to see even things that my looks, Though oftentimes they my eve would Those hirsute tonies—still, I pass them by. I do not linger where they demonstrat: The fact that certain water-wings inflate, s with quite an unaccustomed haste The proffer of a tube of dental paste. I have no time for items such as these The home-made sandwiches of ham and cheese Nor do I pause, At savory piles of chocolate layer cake, a second glance to take o, not to-day, my mind's on higher things Than sandwiches, or books, or water wings: To-day T touch Olympus, if T choose I have the Doc's prescription for some A Timely Warning by Arthur Neale \ ANY a man honored 4 in his community is nowcondueting experiments in the gentle arts of distil lation and — fermentation that’s why he is honored), and the time far distant when his scien- tific research will have to include the cigar-making in is not so very dustry also. i the day will come when the weeds will be ex cluded along with the wines, and when the tobacco farm ers of Dixichand will have tobacco farms into plowe to turn their fields. Pherefore, now is the time to buy our book, “Cigars and How They Are Made Tt is soon likely to be You will find that « ad if your asts a dis atmos. a suppressed work remaking is very easily learned, cellar already: | tillery, the ‘humid phere resultant will be ideally right for growing acco down in the same | place. And any room will make a cigar factory. For if you dont make your own cigars, you'll have to buy from an illegal present tecting the real from the labels on bottles will be of no aid inv spot ting the counterfeit in bands on ¢ And if for the sake of our the accidental puns may be ove when you request a nice cool smoke from rlegger you are indeed likely to that will knock you cold. The size will be likely to ervices of the vender, and yout experience. in” de- spurious in secure ¥ oro Cabinets may provide a nice little « address, and the In for a permanent vincibles will overcome You will see, alings with the ci be incurring grave our drift. Light brown weeds for the old man will mean dark black weeds for the widow. Play safe! Bu¥ our book, “Cigars and How They Are Made.” tt » that in your rs you will dangers—if you get STILL SMILES ™* HERE | STOP! © WET YoyR: WHIST! SAILING, sailing, over ‘J And many a nifty drink is served where merchant vessels be Sailing And many oa a bootleg sea sailing, over a wobbly sea statesman if he is up a tree. wonders now tte Mrs. Hennessey ve ain't speakin’? Mrs. O Grady publ “Ant why not in public? “We cannot trust So your husband an” In private, but not im murselves.” ery “Why are the flies g: window?" “ZT suppose they are watchin favorites perform on the scree ithered outside the some fly et “This actress now —she has been mar ried nine tim What are her hobb Hubbic Another speed-trap ttt “Pretty hot ves . my husba rled from the ice factory three times and arrived with nothing.” tte “What are you thinking over now, girlic “Pm thinking lasses into the electric fan and letting it make taffy.” of throwing some mo- att “Our child's new teacher is ag flapper.” “Lam glad you are visiting the schools dearie. | E must drop around my- eed “Tt is taking some time to get Mar. “We should not care. T often take a Jot of time in Jones—I hear —— —_——— — > getting an ordi- your wife has = nary telephone 1 on a two | | I number.” weeks’ vacation? stot Smith-She = “The drum- has. | x [ mer used to start “Whenare you ‘ 4 with funny going to have [ story. your: “Pm having mine now!" we | | / # “Of course vou 4B share your hus- band’s joys and | © _ “Well, his sore | rows he brin home buthis vs | he celebrates U— “Business is more serious now.” } | Quite so. 1} Now he inquires ~ | about your golf.” } | Tt is sort of pathetic when youth 4407 youth and then wrong alls to J gets the down town.” Out of the mouths of babes number, comicbooks.com