Judge — July 29, 1922 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

MARY EATON—A FOLLY TO GROW FOOLISH ABOUT With a face and figure like Mary’s, one is surprised that there are not more follies in this foolish old world than there are Young Physician—Is there any advice you can give me? Elder Medic—Yes; before prescribing find out your patient’s business. My first patient was the golf champion of the town and I advised him to take up the game for recreation. tae “You can’t see Mr. Grindem and you couldn’t sell him if you did see him.” “Well, I can tell if I can sell him if I can see him. Can’t I take a peep at him through the keyhole?” First Clerk—That last woman was the most truthful woman I ever saw. She had a sample and I asked her if she wanted to look at a piece of cloth like it. Second Clerk—What did she say? “‘She said yes, but that of course she wanted to look at 1001 pieces unlike it first.” Rad “This paper has a most remarkable picture of a woman swimmer.” “What's so strange about it?” “It shows her actually in the water!” 25 “What’s happened to our neighbor, Clifford? Twice now I've seen him go sneaking down the alley.” “Why, his doctor ordered him to walk a mile a day, and he’s ashamed to use the sidewalk for fear his friends will think he had to sell his car.” et Continued observation leads us to be- lieve that most Congressmen are elec’ because their constituents prefer to have them away from the home town. comicbooks.com