Judge — July 8, 1922 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by S. W. Mircueu, Appraisal by Harold N. Swanson THE most handsome man I know goes about in careless tweeds; his phy- sique is wonderful, and he is supremely ignorant of how to show it off to the best advantage. He has curly hair—the kind that is given to some man only once in a score of years. His eyes are as infinitely loyal as a mastiff's, and as tender. His voice is low, caressing, like a muted violin. His complexion is flawless and the brows are bushy—perhaps a little too heavy. Still, the more I think about it, I be- lieve those firm brows are one of my best points. Beyond the Lines—Dangerous “Oh, dear, I wish these baseball writers would use intelligible English. What is a pinch hitter, Henry?” * “A pinch hitter, my dear, is a man who receives a fabulous salary for striking out at the psychological moment.” Sta ‘Don’t you just love old mahogany, Mr. Van Lushe?” “TI sure do, but these bootleggers are getting so clever at counterfeiting labels, that you can never be sure you are getting the real stuff.” Iss Mrs. Willis—She is very aristocratic. Mrs. Gillis—Yes, indeed. She speaks of her husband as being employed by the Weather Chiffonier instead of by the Weather Bureau. 13 When Tightwad Was Married by Philip B. Strong Lo “With this ring,” impressively "twas said, Repeating without error, “I thee wed”; “With all my worldly goods I thee en- dow,” Ah, there is where he, stumbled in his vow; For, getting rattled (was he truly so?) This is the way the pledge was made to go: “With all thy worldly goods—” How blest her lot! What thus he gave her (and no more) she got. comicbooks.com