Judge — June 17, 1922 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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“Do you know anything about syn- thetic chemistry?” “Not much. The stuff I make tastes all right, but it gives you an awful head the next day."—New York Sun. “Pa, could you let me have five dol- lars?” “What for, now?” “I want to celebrate father and son week.”—Detroit Free Press. should come to me I'm a “Strange you about your husband, madam. horse doctor.” “That's all right He's a chronic kicker.”"—Boston Transcript. “Here's a man found nine pearls in an oyster stew. Wonderful, hey?” “Oh, fairly startling. I thought you were going to try to lead me to believe he found nine oysters.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. “Your son is the product of a univer sity, I take it,” said the polite visitor “Well, sort of a by-product,” replied his host. “He was fired out of two of ’em.”—Indianapolis News ms [No] GRATUITIES | Resa Baio I see that tips are forbidden here.” “Lor’ bless yer, mum, so was apples in the Garden of Eden!’"—London Mail. SO EASY! “Good ‘eavens, Martha, what's all that row?” “Oh, that’s only the feller from the "Ire Furnishers collectin’ (London) “T see you are specializing in a new drink called ‘Reminiscence.’” “Yes,” said the druggist. “Why the name?” “It’s soft stuff, but it has a cherry in it."—Birmingham Age-Herald. “Riches,” said Uncle Eben, “not only has wings, but dey carries some purty reckless aviators.’"—Washington Star. Teacher—There is said to be a sixth sense, which is very rare. Can any of you tell me what it is? Pupil—Yes, ma’am; common sense. —New York Sun. “Husband, I guess every boy on our block has licked Tommy. What shall we do?” “Guess we'd better move into some easier neighborhood.” — Louisville Courier-Journal. “Jagsby always insists that his friends drink first.” “That used to be a mark of courtesy.” “But now?” “It indicates discretion.”—Birming- ham Age-Herald. ‘is easy payments!"—Passing Show comicbooks.com