Judge — May 13, 1922 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Be guided by the experience of thousands of travelers the world over and use MOTHERSILL’S SEASICK REMEDY It prevents and relieves nausea. Off cially adopted by ‘Steamship Companies fon both fresh and salt water. fo. cocaine, morphine, opium, Coal tar products or theit derivatives, nor other habit forming drugs Sold by leading drugsistr~ 75e and $1550 on guarantee of satifaction or money refunded. Send for a copy of Mothersill’s Travel Book. It's free on request MOTHERSILL REMEDY CO. DETROIT MICHIGAN ast st, » es | atootrest, vw York, ‘sod Milan. To Lucasta | On being Detained at the Office | (Apologies to Lovelace) By Cyril B. Egan ELL me not, sweet, I am a brute, That far from the domain Of thy chaste breast and mind astute Late at work I remain. A brighter mistress now I chase, A far, far blonder wren; And with a stronger faith embrace An ink-pot and a pen. Yet this inconstancy is such As thou, too, shalt adore: I could not love thee, dear, so much Loved I not money more. THIS GENERATION Teasing Uncle (to newly-engaged couple)—Beware her temper, Tom. We don’t want any rolling-pins flying around! Blushing Bride-to-be—Don’t worry, { i uncle. I’m not even going to own a | rolling-pin. I intend to buy all my 4 bread. i | Turn Your Spare Time Into Cash ; you how, but will supply 1 for the job. and give nd co-oper- ation—all without expense to you i If you have earnest desire to make tus tell you what and Film Fun. Address Deak 1, Agency Department | = Judge Company New York City ANSWERED JN a certain drug-store, there is a) _ oe . is glass bowl on a stand, with a single | ; / gold-fish in it. On the outside of the | roy bowl is a placard bearing the following | answers to questions which the drug- IC’ gist had become tired of answering in os | person: ee This is a gold-fish. It is alive. | don _ ~ There is only one of it. We got it|) ! The Hygienic Holder | | from a boy. \{ We do not got it. It has never died. how old it is. ho enjoy cigarette smoking / indorsed: tonly the } know where the boy particle No smok » Nicot ‘o. dust dined Angers nor teeth. We do not know | | ividually with an ample harming Jewelers box We feed it when we want to. | It eats what we. give it. That is water it is in We got the water from the faucet We have had the fish ever since we got it. Yes, we had more of them, but this one is all that is left. If it sleeps we do not know it. We change the water as often as | we want to. We do not know how large it will We do not know how long it will | grow. live. | We can catch it, but we don’t want We do not miss the water it drinks. | to. When there is too much water in the That is all we know about it It tank we take part of it out. is NOT for sale. “You may send it, but it is not a perfect fit.” “Madame says it is not?” “No, you should see my husband, when he gets the bill!” ) comicbooks.com