Judge — May 6, 1922 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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MANHOOD IN GLORY By Arthur Bronstein, Harvard '24 THE alarm rang at 8.45 A. M. Uriah Ray and Quentin Ray squirmed down, respectively and shivering, under their’ blankets. “Closa window, will you?” asked Q. R., “so we c’n get up. “Close it yourself,” retorted Uriah in muffled tones. “Aw, go ahead,” said Q. R. U. R. muttered a personal remark. “All right,” said Q. R. “I'll take a num- ber in my mind. If you guess it, I'll jump out and shut the window. If you're wrong, you'll do it.” ¥ _U. Ray consigned Q. Ray to better re- gions. “I got a number in m 8 and 10,” continued Q. “Nine!” U. yelled. mind, between What is it?” “Wrong. Eight and a half.” So U. R. closed the window and both arrived in time to be shut out from English A. Drawn by S. PLUMER, Columbia Hunch by B. Lonar, Columbia The oldest weekly in the world. Foolish Question Dizzy Co-ed—What is Bill taking this year? Biff—Traffic management. “Do you have to study to be iowadays ?” Bing Berns, Syracuse Ought To Be “Ts your new nurse a good one?” “Why man, she was born in a hospital.” John H. Vos, Carnegie Tech. PROSPERITY By E. A. Blumenfeld, McGill '24 MY neighbor may have lots ME of gold, May also have a car, But I am rich in Proteins, And that is better far. chts He may have castles, y and planes, Have summer isles and such, But I have stored up lots of Fats, And that is better, much He may have wealth and hap- piness, Health also may not lack, But Carbohydrates, I am sure, Are better, that’s a fa He may not have a single care, Have power of great range, But I am rich in Vitamines, With him I'd never change. A Lesson in Geography Friendship, N. Y. Love, Va. Kissimee, Fla. Ring, Ar Parson, ye Reno, Nevad: 6 G. Denker, College of City of N. Y.’ How She—How can one tell the difference between a prof. and a student? He—Well, if there are only two in a room and one of Drawn by A. H. EMERICK, Cornell "24. them is asleep, the other is Hunch by C. A. YEATMAN, Cornell "23. the professor. “The price she paid!” W. S. Martin, 17 Lajay Drawn by LEMUEL Tuomas, College of William and Mary Setting the Style. I Wonder Whether Celebrities ever smoke the cigars named after them? Any man in real life was ever as noble as the reformed crook in a melodrama? There a movie without a final clinch? The people in automobile ads are really as small as they appear? His Vocabulary Prof—Your theme, Mr. Jones, is to con- tain a minimum of three thousand words. Jones—Good Lord, Professor! I doubt if I know half that many. D. H, Thompson, Princeton ’24. “I know your name, but I can’t plasche your fasche.” comicbooks.com