Judge — April 8, 1922 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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S KIM along aheadof a stiff breeze. Haul her up into the wind. Sail her till the last zephyr has died. Then, unstep the mast and lazy- paddle over the quiet waters. All the joy and skill of sailing are combined with the pleasures of canoeing in an “Old Town Sailing Canoe.” “Old Towns” are the fast- est, steadiest and strongest canoes made—and the lowest priced. One will last you for years. The new 1922 catalog shows every “Old Town” model in full colors. It is free. Write for one today. OLD TOWN CANOE CO. 1244 Main St., Old Town, Maine, U.S.A. ‘Old Town Canoes Wit and Wisdom of Children CATCHING Little Daughter, five years old, had been sent to her Auntie’s on an er- rand. Grandma met her at the door, complied with her request and then said, “We have a new baby here,” and “tell your mamma Auntie is quite sick.” Little Daughter hurried home and opening the door informed her mother of the new baby, also that Auntie was quite sick. “Oh, is she?” said Mother, “did you go in?” “Of course, I didn’t! You know I always catch everything!” A MATTER OF URGING Ruth and Marjorie were spending the afternoon with their little friend, Jane. At five o’clock they informed their hostess that they must be going. “My dears,” said Jane’s mother, “can’t you stay and have supper with us?” “No, thank you,” they both replied. “Mother told us to come home at five.” Hats and wraps were brought. As they were being put on, Jane’s mother asked again: “Are you quite sure you must go before supper?” “Yes, thank you; we must go,” re- plied Ruth. Marjorie seemed to have a different opinion, and said sotto voce, to her | sister: “We don’t have to go. Mother said we could stay to supper if she asked us twice.” Cortes CAGArs | “MADE AT KEY WEST— | They’re dig- Hector—Great Scott! ging up my buried bones! A FRIEND OF GRANDPA’S “Sam Hill” was one of grandad’s favorite expressions, and he used it frequently. One day Willie, aged three, went over to a friend’s house to play, and almost every other sen- tence he used was, “Sam Hill.” The mother of his little friend said, “Well, Willie, who is this Sam Hill? “Oh,” replied Willie, “he’s one of granddaddie’s friends!” AN AWFUL MISTAKE Rev. John and Mrs. Mary Goodson were leaving their little home in Cressville for a few months, and two baby chicks which they had were given to two little neighbors—a boy and a girl. The children, thinking to do honor to their good friends, forthwith named the chicks for the old couple. A few months later, when the minister and his wife returned, they promptly made inquiry of their little friends about the chicks, and were greatly amused when they said: “Oh, we made an awful mistake with them. We named them for you, and what do you think? John, he’s a hen; and Mary, why, she’s a rooster!” [5 UNSUNG The husband of a club-woman and the father of triplets. Health, comfort and style had by'wearing this scient forabdomen. Insuresa better phe {eal appearance and relleves the body of Bits “Wonder” Health Belt Qvereomes protruding stomach. slouching fisure, makes the figure well poised. It releases the tension on the in- ternal ligaments and causes the organs to function in the normal healthful way. You get a new sense of Vigor and strength. Weil's Health Belts are easy to adjust. Made from strong, light weight fabric. Easily washed. Do not rust. FREE TRIAL ¥vii belt on five days’ trial. Ifsatisfactory ro $3.00; if not, return belt. Give normal waist measure when ordering. The Weil Health Belt Co. 314 Hill Street, New Haven, Conn. SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE By winretb scorr WALL ‘M.D., Ph.D. X FACTS MADE PLAIN Swat every young man WITHOUT Postpaid NO MISSES Father (to Bobby who had just fallen downstairs)\—Why, Bobby, did you miss your step? Bobby—No, sir; I hit every one of them! SONNY’S SURPRISE Mother was expecting some distin- guished company for dinner one day and laid the table with her finest silver service. Young Son had not seen the process of preparation, so when the company and family entered the din- ing-room Sonny piped up: “Oh, look! Mother has all the tin on the table!” HEROES Comicbooks.com