Judge — March 25, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Real Vermouth— as made by us dur- ing 64 years of wine-making at Bordeaux, France. Just 5 ounces of pure alcohol re- moved from cach bottle for use in this country. French or Italian Style. “Original Recipe Tells you how! G your copy today Neouquir, Restaurant & Wine Co. New York Office, 476 West Broa iw Local Distributors Desired Welfare Work (Continued from page 2) especially designed for the comfort of our employees, and when these are let back and the feet placed comfortably upon the desk, one is ready for thought —and, after all, thought, the poet says, moves the world. With our office barbers, employees may be shaved, etc., while in this position, and this saves much time to the employee. Wheel chairs may be supplied to em- ployees who wish to conserve their strength for greater and nobler achievements. 7. Employees should take plenty of time at noon hour, as this breaks up the day and rests them for the gruel- ling afternoon’s work. 8. Always have a pleasant word for | your co-workers. Visiting with them will promote the morale, and long dis- cussions about the bonus will help create a clubby atmosphere. All pen- cil-sharpeners should be placed near windows, in order that our employees Judge’s Contest for Smiles So many entries have been re- ceived in the contest for the clippings of smiling faces that Jupce is able to announce the contest was a great success; all records were broken. The names of the winners will be printed as soon as possible. The New Boss—Learn to spell better. edge is power.” Remember, Miss Flossie, “knowl- Miss Flossie—That’s what my last boss said—if you have it on the right person, may view the scenery and enlarge their horizons. Always wait until there are several people around the machine, as many happy hours may be passed in gay conversation. Do not spare the pencils, as the odor of cedar shavings carries the mind forward to the vaca- tion days among the pines and the hem- locks, inducing that pleasant dreamy mood so conducive to business. 9. The four o'clock tea hour is a pleasant diversion, and offers the ex- hausted employee the much - needed strength in the final stretches of the day. Employees who prefer rum in their tea need but notify the office hostess. The Chicago is suggested as the best dance, as this exercise ex- hilarates the employee and makes him fit for efficient work. 10. Above all, be sure to quit early. Remember it is the early bird that catches the empty Bronx ex- press, and it gives prestige to the firm to have the prosperous and genteel employees go gaily, laughingly on their homeward way, happy and care-free at 4.45. You can often tell more from such signs than from Brad- street. IMAGINARY “Late again!” said Mrs. Clancey. “I sup- pose you have been out with those drummers, or maybe with that pretty, new_ stenog- 2s rapher, or down somebody's cellar, or working late at the office, or you missed your car, or there was an acci- dent and you were the hero, or—” “Bridget,” said Mr. Clancey, “if I had an imagination like yours I would not have to tell the truth like I always do. I was at the club with the junior partner.” But he wasn’t. He was playing poker, and he lost fifty dollars. TRUTHFUL JOHNNY Teacher—Did anybody lose thing in the yard yesterday? Johnny—Yes'm. I lost a fight. any- ON A DEPLETED CELLAR Of all s. w. of t. or p. The saddest are these, it used to be! THE MOTOR TUB Handy in case 'phone or doorbell rings.