Judge — February 18, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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ARTOONIST Often Earn More Than $200 A WEEK HINK of the ama the use of cartox Magazines, \ Send tor FREE BOOKLET School of Cartooning fen bay. Wesenyen OC Taking Her Order By Jeane Lesesne THE grocery clerk poised hi trusty pencil ¢ his order- blank. He was young and husky and full of pep. “Yes'm?” he interrogated politely, as the customer hesitated. “I want two loaves of bread,” she began, marshaling her forces. “Yes'm.” “Two cents’ worth of compressed yeast, one package of currants, half a pound of cheese, and a green pep- | she went on brightly. ‘es'm.”” “Four bars of soap and a box of rolled oats,” she continued. “Yes'm.” “A box of macaroni, a bottle of bluing, and a can of salmon,” she babbled on. | Yes’m.” | “A dozen eggs, a packet of codfish, | five pounds of sugar, and a can of evaporated milk.” Clearly she had struck her gait. “Yes'm.” “And how much are olive “Fifteen, twenty-five, fc and ninety.” Near-sighted Old Gentleman—I'm afraid, m' friend, that you'll nnd it a rather rotten day for golf. “How many to the bottle, would | you say?” “I have no idea, ma‘am.” “How stupid! However, I wanted them in bulk. I won't take any to- day. Make one of those loaves of | bread graham, please. Or I guess I'll have bran. And instead of the other loaf of bread, send me a dozen crumpets. No crumpets? How tire- some! Well, doughnuts then. I n the sort with jelly in the mid- And do pick out real brown ones—the light ones are always raw. I think I'll take the tablet bluing instead of the bottle. And it’s so lit- tle I'll take it with me. You may scratch that off the list. And while u're about it, send along two beans f oleo coloring—and don’t charge for them. I meant shrimp, not salmon. My husband never can bear salmon, ; you know, his Aunt Ellen used to serve it so often. He lived with Aunt Ellen before he married me, poor dear! Well, you'd better make it six pounds of sugar, instead of five— that'll make the half-cent come out even. I don't like the looks of that cheese. It's pretty pale, and we like a good deep color in cheese. I'll get Insist / Insist! Insist! on it by name PISO'S for Coughs and Colds This syrup ts diferent from all others. Pleasant —sves quick relief Contains no Opiates—good for young and old 35¢ per bottle everywhere Ce artistic bathing for $1.00 ART PHOTOS—Besutiful w oh e pi pplication. E. RAVELEAU, Editor 26, Rue Pasteur Neuilly-Plaisance (Set O), France some somewhere else. Oh, haven't you Seven-Eleven soap? That's funny. Well, don't send any, then. But you might add a gallon of mo lasses. Did I say brown sugar? 1 meant brown sugar, of course. | think you may change that green pepper to a Hubbard squash—no, those dear little pie-pumpkins over there look a lot nicer. Send me two, and a bunch of celery. Now, about that bread, I guess I'll have just a loaf of wheat bread and I'll make muffins for tea. Gracious! Is it that late? Well, send the bill with the order, and do get things right. Being systematic myself, I do hate to have trades-people make foolish blunders Now, about the cel- ery... The next day they put him out of his misery as painlessly as they could. Thus are the young and promising blighted! “SHOCKING! Miss Catt—I consider her very old-fashioned. Miss Nipp—Yes. 2s The idea of her having only one husband! comicbooks.com