Judge — February 18, 1922 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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— W 1 th the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible HIS BELIEF “Is Jack very re- ligious?” “Religious? Say, he actually be- lieves the epistles were the wives of the apostles.” — MichiganGargoyle. This kind of girl, long. long ago, Wore clothes that covered all — ask dad. But now—it pleases us to show There's room for many an ad. This type of girl in by- gone days Would close her mouth whene’er one kissed her, She'd open wide her eyes and gaze— But if you try it now— oh! mister!! THEY ARE WISE “Can any man in this audience truth fully say that education has hurt his gave business used to make a good living peddling the book, ‘What Every Young Girl Should Know’; but there’s no demand for it any longer."—Williams Purple Cow. ADVICE “I've got a date with a beautiful girl to go to a dance, but I just found out she has a wooden leg. What should I do?” “Break it off!"—Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay. EMBARRASSED “Sure embarrassed the other night Made a break in front of my girl.” “Oh, chagrined?” She—Oh, “No, she laughed!"—Annapolis Los Jolin, 1 dropped INEVITABLE Cimb downand “I hadda come out with it,” said th cork, as the home-brew exploded all get it for me, willyou, please? over the room.—Pennsylvania Punch —Yale Record, Bowl. a To get her men old Cleo challenged the educator Big river parties ‘fore “I can,” answered a small man in the she tricked ‘em rear row. This girl to-day knows “And might I ask what your business how to save is?” asked the educator One downward glance— “Certainly,” answered the other. “I another victim TWO TIMES Prof. (calling roll)—Mr. Shue. Shue (vociferously)—Here! “That's loud enough for a pair of Shoes." —Gettysburg Gettysburgian. AWGOWAN A Freshman from the Amazon Put nighties of his Gramazon; The reason’s that He was too fat To get his own Pajamazon. —Lehigh Burr. REFLEX ACTION “I wanted to kiss Janet last night, so I tried some psychology.” “Did it work?” “No, I gave her the stimulus, but she reflected too much.’ — Yale Record. This girl was guarded well, I vow, By dragons (if you trust the fables), Look what protects her beauty now; Ye gods! How Time has turned the tables. Johns Hopkins Black and Blue Jay. WORSE Ted—What's worse than playing poker with a hard loser? Ed—Playing with an easy winner.— California Pelican. comicbooks.com