Judge — February 11, 1922 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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NEW YORK The Ambassador is the newest and most distinctive hotel in the metropolis. Located adjacent to the shopping and amusement centers: Park Avenue at Fifty-first Sercet. Rooms and Suites are individual in their comfort and arrangement. ‘Ambassador how THe Reto SSADOR New York CAnericas most distinctive Hotels~ Che Ambassador ATLANTIC CITY The Ambassador is situated directly on the boardwalk in the fashionable Chelsea district. Large indoor sale water swimming pool, spacious sun-<decks overlooking the Atlantic and countless other delightful features. Open through- ‘out the year. LOS ANGELES The Ambassador, overlooks the mountains and a beaun- ful section of the city. Located in a 27-acre park of tropical verdure: Ambassador utes of hotel, owned by the Ambassador for Am and Alexandria guests The Alexandria, famous for Its excellent service, distine- tive cuisine and interesting restaurants. Located in the heart of Los Angeles. MOogATS RATES. - Norwithst: the supenor advantages golf course, within 15 min- randing the rates are moderate. Write for ustrated booking ofice for all Ambassador hotels. AT THE She—Who is that peculiar man we just p He—Not so loud, my dear, that is our pnw NDS - WATCHES OPERA ‘amily bootlegger. Send for our Free 4 Year to Pay 373 oo Fret no Diamonds,Watches and Jewelry, which can be put chased on our Easy Terms of one-fifth down, balance ays ‘Sent prepaid at our risk for Free Examina- De not pay # cont until you secept the goods. 10% discount for cash. Write Today for Catalog No.3 mmr eer JAMES BERGMAN 1536 assed, I’m sure I’ve seen him before? oN GREDIT AT <70 | WHEEZES OF THE GOBS er Cartoon by MANCHESTER. This Is So Sudden! —Naval Monthly. WHO'S TOUCHING IT? “Let go that line,” yelled the old salt to the boot on the dock. The recruit stood stock still. “Let go that line,” chirped the old bird again. “Aw, who's touching your old line?” warbled the new sailor.—Naval Air Current. SPEED Wise Guy—What's your idea of a fast guy? Mess Cook—I don’t know. You tell me. “It’s a guy that can turn the light out and jump into bed before the room gets dark.”—Delaware Blue Hen. CRAPS “Niggah, shoot yoh dollah, and give us a little Ford action.” “Boy, what do you-all mean by Ford action?” “Shake, rattle and roll, niggah; shake, rattle and roll.”—Naval Air Current. Judge’s Smile Week puis is JUDGE'S SMILE WEEK. Thousands of indorsements of its purpose have been received from prominent persons in prose and verse, but the following from W. C. Hawley, Congressman from Oregon, tersely ex- presses the spirit of the movement and its aim: “A smile, like baptism, is the out- ward sign of an inward grace: ‘There was a man in our town And he was wondrous wise; He jumped into his bus-i-ness And smiled with both his eyes. And when his smile would not come off, The other business men, Each jumped into his bus-i-ness And made it good again.’ “I congratulate Judge,” Congress- man Hawley adds, “upon this unique idea to induce the country to cheer up.” And this congratulation, in varying terms, has been voiced by the thou- sands who have responded to His Honor’s initiative. comicbooks.com