Judge — January 28, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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iginal Recipes” Atouquiry Restavrant & Wine Co. Can You Guess? By Paul S. Limerick \ THEN you went to see the circus And the clowns, the funny men, Did you see the poor old animals All ed up in their pen? If you did, then guess their names And write each one on a line. If you guess their names correctly Then each will make a rhyme. It is so big and clumsy When it runs it puffs and pants We al s watch the big parade To see the Such little head and great long neck, It always makes us laugh To see it run, as though on stilts; That funny old ———— He lives in lands of ice and snow As white as his long hair. When it is hot, we all feel sorry For that poor old “I wuz not tellin’ around you're a dirty housekeeper; I only said if I wuz a bug I know where I'd live.” FAUNALLY SPEAKING “What's all that loud talk in the dining-room, sister?” “Father and mother are swapping animals.” “Swapping animals?” “Yep. She passed the buck to him and got his goat.” | Old Maids, Instant BunionRelief Prove It At My Expense Den't cond me one cont—just let me prove tte yeu asl have Gone for bane dreds and thousands of others in the last tix months, 1 ¢laim that FAIRYFOOT is most successfol treatment for bunions, 'B REAKS Housé BROKEN—“Prof. H. L. Mot- singer met with some bad luck Satur- day when HIS HORSE BROKE AWAY FROM THE ICE CREAM SOCIAL and broke up the harne — Marion (ll.) Daily Republican. (W. O. Paisley.) SKINAMACOLOR—“Where's my co- coa?” shrilled Bobbie, as Helen FLUSHED RESENTFUL SILENCE poured | the coffee. “Oh, I forgot that, Bobbie, I’m sorry."—Blackshear (Ga.) Times. | (Mrs. S. Thos. Memory.) AN APPETIGHT SQUEEZE—“‘As he neared the spot where the automobile was parked, a man_ suddenly ap- proached him from the back of the motor, fired a single shot into the air, and with a swiftness which left the STARVING guards dazed, ran to hi- waiting machine, which was already heginning to move away as he boarded it."—New York Sun. (L. Mendelson.) MEETING Him HALFway—“He had just rounded the chapel corner when | he ran FULL INTO a tall, stalwart man, | pulling up JUST SHORT OF COLLISION.” -Saturday Evening Post. (Henry L. Woodward.) THE CHOIR INVISIBLE — “Twelve "is the title of a play to be presented to-morrow evening in the hall at Centerville by the Youny Ladies’ Sunday School class of the United Brethren Church of Oakville. Music will be furnished by the IN- VISIBLE TRIO OF CARLISLE.”—Harris- burg (Pa.) Telegraph. (Paul BR. Walker.) ss cu ROMEIKE'S pings which om which you or perindicat searched. Tervas $7 £6 for 1 HENRY ROMEIKE 106-110 Seventh Avenue New York