Judge — December 10, 1921 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE UNPARDONABLE SIN “What’s this I hear about the Smythes planning a divorce? I thought they were wonderful pals—that she took up golf just to be with him, and all that sort of thing!” “Yes, that’s just the trouble: she now plays a better game than he does.” Blest if I Know By La ToucHE HANCOCK E two had a row Somehow! Perhaps she was fretful, and I didn’t care, Or, perhaps, I did something she couldn’t bear, Or, perhaps, a depression advanced in the air, But, however that may be, the dis- turbance was there, And a storm began to brew. At first it muttered, And hard words were uttered, Then harder and harder until things grew Supremely unpleasant for each of us two, And I came to think We had reached the brink Of the grave of a friendship, whose loss we should rue, So I begged her pardon—what less could I do? She declared she was wrong—I hope it was true— And the tempest’s frown Smoothed slowly down, And it rumbled and sighed, And whispered and died Away, Yet all I can say To this very day Is we two had a row Somehow, But I couldn’t make out What brought it about, And I don’t know now! A Critical Stage “Has she accepted him yet?” “No, she is worried as to his finances —in fact, she is worrying herself into a decline!” Aristocracy’s Beginning “Why did Percy van Dubb give up trying to trace back his ancestry?” “He said that the farther back he went the harder it was until at last he found himself completely up a tree.” Of Course The girl who looks daggers can generally also make cutting remarks. Restricted Agatha—Agnes never enjoys enter- taining in an absolutely exclusive colony. Harriett — No, there aren’t any people whom she dares to snub. The Female of the Species! “Do you ever have any arguments with your wife?” “Sure, and the best ones are when I agree with her!” His Guess Howard — There are 105,000,000 people in the U. S. A. Pedestrian—Yes, and 106,000,000 of ’em own autos. Stowed Away Gaybuck—You can get a bottle of the real stuff outside the three-mile limit, but you'll never be able to smuggle it ashore. Gayboy—The revenue sleuths are not using stomach pumps, are they ? Drawn by RENE CLARKE. No. 5—JIM BARNES’ LIST OF TEN COMMON FAULTS OF GOLFERS Attempting to lift the ball with the hands, in place of permitting the club head to go on through. ut t Ul $ vue IE af MQ gutoc