Judge — December 10, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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felfesfel felted pes felrel etre el Genuine Camel Hair Swe ater The sweater illustrated, in the exclusive and original style and tailoring for which Jaeger is famous, makes A Most Practical Holiday Gift —one that any woman would appreciate. A garment which is really ideal for skating and for general outdoor wear, everywhere— color, natural tan—made in pull-on style with round neck—sizes 36 to 42, Price $10.50, sent parcel post prepaid on receipt of price, check, draft or money order. Hose, Gloves, etc. Prices, descrip- rnished on request. In buying the Sweater above referred to, whether in per- son or through the mail, be sure to specify style num- ber 4152, and address 306-5th Avenue NEW YORK oor The Song of the Tin-tack By A. L. Salmon 'T was an awful tin-tack Waiting the early tire; It nestled there serenely To win its heart's desire. And as it lurked it sang itself A merry little lay, This philosophic tin-tack That waited by the way. “There was a time,” it murmured, “When my entire renown Was simply as a medium For nailing carpets down. “But to a prouder function Do I to-day aspire, For now I know my proper réle Is wedded to the tire.” REDUCING THE SUPPLY “Why are you disgruntled at Flub- dub?” “He wouldn’t drink when we had liquor.” “Well?” “Why should he begin now?” “ACTUALLY” SYNONYMIZED Madge—I wouldn’t say Esther was actually stupid. Mabel—Neither would I. But I'd say if she had a chance to sit next to a man with a wooden arm she wouldn’t know on what side of him to sit. THREE GENERATIONS Great grandmother with her Rose Geraniums. Grandmother with her Garden Hose and Germs. Mother with her Ohs and Gees! RATHER “I sometimes wonder if my wife believes half I tell her.” “If she pretends to believe it, you’re doing well.” HE SURELY IS Dyer—Is Wyld much of a linguist? Ryer—He speaks golf fluently. PRACTICAL STUFF “Are your college debates helpful?” “Very. We discuss any faults or errors of the football team.” BUT HE WANTED A DRINK Gerald—Have you anything with a kick to it? Geraldine—Here comes father. LITTLE ALTHEA’S PRAYER Little Althea’s mother, seeing a growing tendency for the love of dress outweighing more important matters, talked with her about it, with the result that the child ended her prayer that night with “And, dear Lord, help me to grow up Christian and go with- out clothes.” “And you have the nerve to ask five dollars a bottle for that tonic?” “Certainly, Madam. 28 It shows what it will do. I take it regularly.”