Judge — November 26, 1921 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Brooks’ Appliance, the modernscientific invention, the wonderful new discovery tha relieves rupture, will be sent| on trial. NO jous springs! or pads. ’ ° Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions. Binds and draws the broken R parts together as you would a broken limb, No salves. No lies. Durable, cheap. Sent on trial to prove it. Protected by U. S. patents, Catalog and measure blanks mailed free. Send name and address today. Brooks Appliance Co., 409D State St., Marshall, Mich. If you don’t read Film Fun you don’t get all the movie new The Decem ing sold by y See the pictures of Coming + Read what the Present Stu re doing, See how they do it on the other side | of the world HENRY ROMEIKE 106-110 Seventh Avenue New York Sometimes * The clergy are a small body of people entirely surrounded by absent members of the congregation. Unclassified Roasting the house you live in doesn’t come under the head of home cooking. A Suggestion If every woman would speak to her own mai us sweetly as she ad- dresses the servants of her friends, the help-problem would be solved. | A Symphony in Stripes Genius By LouIsE SAUNDERS PERKINS Lady, You, who are pattering to your car- riage door In high-heeled shoes, Your hat spraying delicate, feathers, Soft furs about your throat And pointed designs, crusted with diamonds, Pinned to your frail blouse— Your coat was made by the best of tailors Who patted and pinned and smoothed it with infinite care Sc that it would give lines.” And your figure has been stiffened rigidly Into the proper shape. You are hung with costly things. You carry them about with you— Even the intricate embroidery on your stockings is a cause for won- der— And when you think of them Your little, muffled mind glows with satisfaction. white you “long But you are not half as beautiful, For all your trouble, As the young workman who just went swinging down the street, His body lithe and strong anc free as a whip in the wind! 7 Wary “Are you a college graduate?” “What do you want to know for? Got one of those questionnaires up your sleeve?” The Feminine System Alice—How did you gain so much intimate information about Gladys? Virginia—I had a good cry with her. Inheritance When a large inheritance is un- evenly divided, where there’s a will, there’s a wail. Ever Realize 1t? A public auction is a tightwads’ reunion. When Money Talks When money talks to you and I, “Howdy!” is followed by ‘Good-by !”” Reasonable “You told me these were fast colors. They went in a week.” “Well, you couldn’t ask anything faster than that.” Suspicious Why so depressed, Mrs. Mentle You look as if you had lost all faith in mankind. Mrs. Mentley—I have. I just saw the man who sells me creamery but- ter coming out of the oleo factory. Blockstone Mrs. Hoots—Aha! At last you've come home! hour—'tis surely not right! You old rogue! At this Mr. Hoots—But, really, my dear; where else could I roam at this awful time of the night? comicbooks.com