Judge — November 26, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Mr. Duffer and a few of his prize- winners. Gyr hai all over the country, will hail with joy the open- ing of the new Trained Golf Ball Kennels on Long Island. Ernest Duffer, who is responsible for this novel innovation, will undoubtedly go down in history as the greatest benefactor of Golf-kind and will be worshiped by mashie wielders the world over. Duffer spent years of painstaking effort and intensive training, and his Trained Golf Balls are the result of enduring patience. The Duffer Trained Golf Ball Ken- nels have at last become a fact, and here the long-suffering golfer will find surcease for every woe. Pro- fanity will become a thing of the past nervous wrecks will disappear, and happy families will again be re- united. The Duffer Trained Golf Balls are divided into five different The Talking Ball in action classes and cover every trouble known to the golfer. The first class are the Talking Balls. After years of untiring effort Duffer has trained these wonderful little spheres to repeat the words, “Here I am,” and the lost ball prob- lem is now abolished. The golfer will no longer have to spend fruitless hours and words in the “rough” look- ing for obstinate little golf balls. The Bolshevik Specials are another boon to the greensman. These balls have been trained to hate the sight “Woot,” the prize untamed ball. of water and are indispensable for water holes. The third class are very difficult to handle, but when they are ac- customed to their masters are a joy forever. These are the Wild, Un- tamed Balls, and are only satisfied with raw meat. This craving works beautifully on the putting greens, as the golfer simply drops a small piece of beefsteak in the hole, and when he strikes the ball it makes straight for the meat. The fourth, and probably the most valuable class of the Trained Golf Balls are the Puritans. Mr. Duffer spent years training these little fel- lows to follow the straight and nar- row path, and golfers who are Training the Puritans to walk a straight line. inclined to pull or slice will find them a godsend. The last are the Magnetics. These marvelous little spheres are trained to jump up or down, as the case may be, to meet the head of the golf club. This prevents all top- ping and missing, and brings joy into the heart of the amateur. The Duffer Trained Golf Balls can be seen any time, and Mr. Duf- fer gives daily demonstrations. The prices run from $350 up, and no golfer should be without a set. Training the Jumpers.