Judge — October 29, 1921 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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That peculiar hill back of our Cinema City? Oh, that’s our scrap-heap— made up of flivvers, pianos, china and glassware, furniture and so on, destroyed in making our celebrated comedy films. At Any Rate By E. D. BUTLER E was in New York on business. He took her to the theatre, to lunch, for a long ride, to dinner. He spent his last evening in her home. When he held her hand she looked bored and she would not even let him kiss her. Going home on the midnight train he figured the cost: Taxi fares Dinner As he dozed off to sleep “he re- flected drowsily, ““A man is a fool to waste time with these high-brow icicles when he is looking for diver- sion.” As she crawled wearily into bed she yawned, “I never was so tired in my life. I feel as though someone had been at my brain with a suction pump. That show would have cost me $1.10 and I saved my lunch and dinner money, $1.50—total saving $2.60, for which I have paid: Criticism and comments Witticisms and repartee during meals (at maga- zine rates) Listening to his conversa- tion (at stenographic rates) . But she struck a balance by writ- ing him up the next day and selling him at magazine rates. Pursuits By J. M1Lo Curci \V HY be busy pursuing health? The healthiest man I ever saw Couldn’t read or write, And his chief delight Was to toss his clothes in a heap at night, And sink to rest on a pile of straw. Why be hurrying after wealth? The wealthiest man I ever knew Lived a wretched life With a jealous wife, Who made him glad to escape from strife When he closed his account at fifty- two. Why be sighing for happiness? Of all the men I have ever seen The happiest one Was a tinker’s son Who thought he was Napoleon, And the nurse who guarded him Josephine! Prima-Facie Evidence Singleton—What’s the matter with your face? Homebrewers’ picnic? Homescrapper—You know, I bought my wife a glass rollingpin, thinking she’d be careful not to break it. Singleton—Yes? Homescrapper—She broke it. Wanted—a Genius Marrying a widow has its dis- advantages. Think of the hard game a man is up against trying to invent excuses that have never been used. 33 for every owner of a DODGE BROTHERS MOTOR CAR ve ve V ith no owner of a Dodge Brothers Motor is it a question of whether he will add accessories, but of what accessories he will add. This is not to imply that the Dodge Car is not a wonderfully 1 car, particu- ss) Motor Car, stirs in all of us the same old jealous affection which, as boys and girls, we used to feel s for the favorite among our possessions. ‘This feeling within us is just plain human and likable—a sign th: not yet completely withered with the heat of the day, but still capable of enthusi- ms. It is also good common sense, an effort to increase the safety return from our investinen strict care should be taken in’ the selection of these ace und also of the supplies — si , in running the ci stocked with supp ful and with accessorie are use in a delibe to exploit the owner’s pride in his car. How do you I:now what essory equipment will best serv in adding to your comfc ent in the use of your « Here is a book thi lections of experts, ful study with the W ashington; s, and other institutions of el esearch Its conclusions are based, not upon guess or surmise, but on exact knowl- edge. It tells you spec exact make of equipment in , which after thorough test, these experts believe will gi best results. Care of Tire which, if followed, will real value. The book i ted, bound f y Book of Informa- Your copy of this book will be sent postpaid on receipt 5c WILLIAM GREEN, Inc. 627 West 43d St., New York City comicbooks.com