Judge — October 15, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Spier WaIst—‘His waist meas- urement, THREE INCHES, is evidence that he is already in good condition. His stomach muscles are a bit soft yet, but another week of hard work will make him as tough as whale- bone.”—Buffalo Evening Times. (C. S. Guthrie.) SHOULD HE BE Totp?—‘Mr. John Rice, an expert piano tuner who had many friends and customers in and about Pembroke, WILL REGRET TO LEARN OF HIS TRAGIC eards depicting bears and GEYSERS FEEDING FROM THE HAND.”—Red Book Magazine. (Mrs. S. E. Moss.) THE ELUSIVE CoRPSE—‘Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Kelley, Mr. and Mrs. King Goodwin and Mrs. Pansy Jones, went to Thayer to-day to attend the fu- neral of Mrs. James A. Huddleston, who was KILLED at that Marshall, Mo., AND OTHER POINTS.”—West Plains (Me.) Daily Quill. (Clyde Hyder.) in the afternoon now leaves at 2:30 o’clock, arriving in St. Paul and Min- neapolis THE SAME TIME.”—Kansas City Times. (F. J. Becker.) PEEKABO0O!—“Some of the men in the car had taken off their coats and were sitting in SHIRTWAISTS.”—Chi- cago Tribune. (Isabel Brooks.) ANOTHER SHATTERED BELIEF—‘“He was then taken to the office of Dr. McCracken where X-rays of his leg and head were made, = DEATH in London, Ont., Saturday evening 14th inst."—Pembroke (Ont.) Standard. (Herbert Maves.) FASHION MODELS?— “These ladies were EX- QUISITE CREATIONS OF OR- GANDY in the rainbow shades.” — Pensacola (Fla.) Journal. (Miss H. C. Anderson.) OuT oN First—‘Um- pire Clark, officiating in an Alabama - Tennessee league game, set himself afire with a cigarette. Be- tween the players and the water boy, the GAMES were QUICKLY extin- guished.” — Anniston (Ala.) Star. (Monroe Schenk.) Poor PRANCING—“Her dancing suggested to her mother that Carol ex- pressed herself in the classic as well as the IM- POVERISHED steps of her own creation.”—Brooklyn Daily Eagle. (Fred H. McGahre.) AQUATIC SpPorTs— “One morning, my quar- ters being thus alone ex- cept for myself, I also strolled out into the bright air. I had no more plan than was comprised in my daily visit to the hotel register. No doubt I would purchase yet more postal The Avousr 27, 1921 Paice 15 Cests Curtceer Bo: This thing has gone far enough, and JUDGE proposes to dispense with the whole pack of Bad Break hounds, since they had the effrontery to criticise us--- to bite the hand that rocked the cradle as it were. JUDGE cover of August 27 was sent to us by Prvt. L. Goldstein and others, who complain because the young lady in the picture has two right feet. If we have raised up this army of critics to the point where they dare criticise such small matters as two right feet on a lady, it is time to stop encouraging them. No more prizes will be given for breaks in pictures. THE GREAT UNLIMITED—“The Great Western Limited which for- merly left Kansas City at 1:35 o’clock 30 showing nothing frac- tured ABOUT THE HEAD but THE BROKEN LEG.”— Jonesboro (Ark.) Eve- ning Sun. (Mrs. V. R. Holt.) A STITCH IN TIME— “E. O. Buckner of the local Young Men’s Chris- tian Association, left this week for his home in Asheville, N. C., for sev- eral weeks’ rest ON AC- COUNT OF HIS DEATH.”— Roanoke (Va.) World News. (James R. Chap- pel.) Howk TIME FLIES— “This is the anniversary of the birth, in 1918, of Elias Howe, inventor of the sewing machine, which did so much to rev- olutionize the making of garments. Howe became one of the largest manu- facturers in the United States. He DIED in 1867.” —Los Angeles Herald. (Gertrude Dorothy Hill.) Hun IN EFFiGy—“The play will be very amusing, and the LADIES who have been chosen to play in it are well suited to the réles, and WILL BE USED IN FURNISHING the Masonic Home and Orphanage in St. Petersburg.”—Tampa (Fla.) Daily Times. (Miss Gertrude Dough- erty.) comicbooks.com