Judge — October 8, 1921 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Stunc AGAIN—“Why didn’t you arrest that motorist? He was going 60 miles an hour.” “He said his house was afire,” re- plied the village constable. “Oh, that’s different.” “But I didn’t recollect till th’ durned catfish was out of sight that he doesn’t live here.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. “Look! Lindenbaum is walking on his hands!” “No wonder! His last audit showed that he was shaky on his legs!”"—Der Brummer (Berlin). DIDN’T WARN HIM—“Hear about Nutley’s getting stung by a rattler last week?” “He bought a used flivver without “Gosh, no! How did it happen?” first testing it—Buffalo Express. ——— THE WRONG Cross—‘How did it come about,” a friend of the family asked, “that old Goldburg’s daugh- ter refused Lord -” “Well, you see,” another friend of the family answered, “Jane Gold- burg is slightly deaf, and when the Earl proposed to her she thought he was soliciting for the Red Cross, and so she told him she was very sorry, but she had promised her money in another direction.”—London Evening News. PUTTING ON HER EYELASHES—Her Beau (waiting)—Your sister is a long time in making her appearance. Bobby—Well, she’d be a sight if she came down without making it.” —Boston Transcript. AGAINST Opps—‘“‘So Fantine has thrown over Jack and accepted that horrible old Mr. Dustleigh?” “Yes, it’s the same old story.” “How’s that?” “Youth, good looks and perfect health couldn’t compete with $10,- €00,000 and a weak heart.”—Bir- mingham Age-Herald. PAGE THE MINISTER—Tillman Kuy- kendall made a special trip to see some fellow’s daughter, but was run off by the dogs. The girl says she will tie the dogs up next time.—Mar- shall (Ark.) Republican. SPOILING AN ILLUSION—Jack— ~ When I proposed to her the dear girl FORESIGHT fell on my breast and sobbed like a “What's this I hear about your relations with the chauffeur of child, but finally put her arms around my fiance?” my neck and— “Well, Miss, I thought it was for the best because, when you Madge—Oh, yes, I know all about are married, we can all four of us settle down comfortably.”— it. I rehearsed it with her—Boston Meggendorfer Blaetter (Munich). Transcript. comicbooks.com