Judge — October 1, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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THANK Gop—“George B. Bailey went to Indianapolis Thursday to at- tend a meeting of the committee on DRAINAGE OF THE LEGISLATURE.” — Minneapolis Journal. (Esther Lei- nan.) THE YELLER STREAK—‘“Motorist HEARS VOI under car, finds Deputy Sheriff SPEECHLESS WITH RAGE. Heading in Columbus (Ohio) Hilltop Record. (J. Kosins.) More RELATIVITY—“Mr. and Mrs. Phillip Jones are the proud HUSBAND and mother of a fine baby girl. Friends are extending congratula- tions.” — Gainesville (Fla.) Daily News. (A. T. Hollinroke.) AN ALIAS?—“Guynemer was killed back of Ypres with a bullet through the head, shot by AN UNKNOWN GER- MAN AIRMAN NAMED WISSEMANN.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. (Wayne E. Davis.) THE CONTORTIONIST—“Gail Wyant had a gash cut in her limb below the knee that required eleven stitches ON HER FACE.”—North English Record. (BE. H. Strobeck.) A SLASHING VICTORY.— “Mrs. Helen Balogh, to-day WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE, was exonerated of all blame, in a plea of self-defense, by a coroner’s jury this after- noon.”—Kansas City Times. (L. L. Lathrop.) ROLLED ITS OWN— “Why, Rose Mary, why, why, you poor kid—’ Rod- ney smoked an AGITATED CIGARETTE.”’—Women's Home Companion. (Mrs. Leslie Clyde.) PERSPICACITY—“When Harding was young he PER- SPIRED to be president.”— Newport News (Va.) Daily Press. (H. E. Robertson.) THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR— “During his ministry 887 were wooed to this church and $1,375 were baptized.” —Charlotte (N. C.) Ob- server. (H. M.) Neither This Week’s Prize ‘‘Break"’ Contributed by F. H. DIxon Highland Park, Mich. Shooting the Bull “Henry Talley was injured this afternoon by a bull which becanie infuriated as he was putting a ring in its nose. The animal, without warning, backed his vic- tim against a litter-carrier and SHOT HIMSELF.”—Detroit Free Press. A Quiet TIME AHEAD—"The dead soldier will be given a military burial at the Evergreen cemetery. Officials of the Joe Graham Post, American Legion, will have charge of the serv- ice. THE DEAD SOLDIER WILL PRESIDE.” —Jackson (Miss.) Daily News. (Miss Lilla T. Rycock.) Two OuT—“She LET HER EYES FALL. But in a moment the gallant lieutenant CAUGHT THEM.” —Newport News Press. (Miss Dorothy Heid- ger.) “Mlle. Lenglen, in tearful French, explaining to M. Joannis, between dabs at her eyes, her distress- ing physical and mental state which caused her to default to Mrs. Mallory.”—New York Times. (Alice Shinn.) 27 ‘M. Joannis”’ Nor ‘‘Tearful French” THE INFLUENTIAL MURDERER—“He said that counsel orally had _ stip- ulated that the case go over in view of the fact that when Martin was arraigned in December, 1919, for the murder of Arthur De Steunder, Can- adian soldier, there was an INFLU- ENCE EPIDEMIC in Prescott.”—Pres- cott (Ariz.) Courier. (Leslie L. Thompson.) Two Facep—“All of the occupants were thrown clear of the machine, except Ryan, whose LEFT FACE was caught beneath the car, but he was able to extricate himself without dif- ficulty.”—Globe and Commercial Ad- vertiser, (J.N. Bethune.) PATRICK IS PROGRESSIVE—‘Mr. and Mrs. Frank D. Cohan are rejoicing over the arrival of a TWO-YEAR OLD SON at their home. They have chris- tened him Patrick Preston Cohan.” —Coos Bay (Ore.) Times. (Mrs. Ruth Ting.) THE SNAKE DANCE—‘‘Woman SITS on a snake, is bitten on CHIN.”— Heading in Ft. Worth (Tex.) Star- Telegram. (Cecil Carruth.) OLIVER LopGINGS—“Slow down when nearing a school, playground or group of children at play—ANy ONE OF THEM MAY RUN be- fore you.” —Auto-Wheel Spokesman. (Antoinette Miller.) PAGE THE PIED PIPER— “Break in Sterling carries with it all principal conti- nental RATS.—Heading in Richmond (Va.) News- Leader. (John S. Brande.) DEADLIEST OF WEAPONS. —‘During the night 2 saloon owned by a Sinn Feiner was RIDICULED by bullets.”—Syracuse Herald. (H. C. Ware, Sr.) CONNIPTION’S CHILD— “Then I began to compre- hend as she burst into an amazing fit of DAUGHTER.” —Pittsburgh Press. (Hel- ene Grenet.) comicbooks.com