Judge — September 17, 1921 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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oy JOHN HELD, Je. “NAKCISSE DEAR, WILL You “It's A DOLL ME UP, SO I'LL LOOK I'LL DO THE SMART?” Unprofessional Advice “Doctor, I want to tell you about my husband,” said the patient’s wife. “He complains of shortness of breath. You know he wears tight vests, and pants when he goes upstz “Vests and pants?” exclaimed the doctor, who was something of a pur- ist. “Tell him to wear waistcoats and trousers.” Undoubtedly Crawford—Living in a tent can’t be very enjoyable when it rains. Crabshaw—That’s the time we get along swimmingly. AY ERTISING will sell anything —even dog soap!—and here is a thoroughly interesting, up-to-the-min- ute story about an advertising campaign in which a live-wire young chap started on the road to success by literally * ing to the dogs.’’ If you like business butlove romance better, or if you have a weakness for romance but feel more at home in business, you'll be equally amused with this story. For the ting- ling hero sets his humorous lance at the worldand winsthe tilt one hundred per cent with an honest-to-goodnessadver- tising campaign—one that you could put through yourself, provided there was a prir of eyes to inspire you like those of-—but that would be telling! By Maurice Switzer Author of A Seir-Manpe Farwure” “go- “LETTERS OF Ilustrated by Fraxk Go To demonstrate whether advertising will sell send a copy of this novel prepaid on app! -4 Romance of Brains and Initiative in Business TRYING IT ON THE DOG cA Bubbling Phosphate on cAdvertising THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY BIG COMMISSION Best I CAN.” BUT It “Seems to me Squidgely rather coolly, considering chommv he used to be with us college.” “I thought he was cordial enough. Didn’t he invite us to come up to his house for dinner some night?” Never Comes treated how in us “Yes, but don’t you know that ‘some night’ always means ‘some other night?’” Just So “Senator Penrose is laying down the law again.” “Well, Boies will be Boies.” Price “$1. 75 DWIN. | books, the publishers will, on request, roval to any reader of this magazine. » Publishers, Indianapolis DEARIE, MAYBE ME Now.” EVEN MY KNOW MIGHT FALL FOX YOU What’s Happened to the Movies ? (Continued from page 19.) ing off a couple of companies—oh, just temporarily. That leaves nothing for Edna to do except look in the mirror, and hock her twin whirl-wagons to keep up the establishment and support the new husband in the luxury to which he’s accustomed. But wait a minute. People still want movies. Think of all those silent sitters watching the violet -indigo-blue- green-yellow - or- ange-and-red lights in the Superba last night! For a time little Edna will have to wait. Then one of the concerns that has been turning out pictures so far in advance of the rest that they have remained fair good sellers even through the slack season will send around an agent, suggesting she drop in on Mr. Undergrowth, our new production manager. And the grateful Edna, after hearing that the production c¢ is going to be es- timated on a new and more econom- ical basis, decides to accept half what she was getting at the grand old K. O. Studios, and begins looking up a good divorce lawyer who won't charge quite so much. So, on the whole, good will come of it. The movies are still new, and developing rapidly. And nothing, at the present stage of the game, ac celerates their development more than a slack period, when the weaker producing-sisters glide off into his- tory, and the little old natural law known to science and Mr. Darwin as the Survival-of-the-Fittest gets in its deadly work. (Newt week: “Much Stranger Fiction.”) Than The Playboy's Place Only people of brains can enjoy real foolishness; the foolish ones en- joy thinking they are brainy. comicbooks.com