Judge — September 17, 1921 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ei “A CRUISE ve LUXE MEDITERRANEAN | By the S.S. CARONIA of the CUNARD LINE Sailing from New York, Jan. 28th, 1922--Duration 61 Days Strictly Limited to 350 Guests, | travelling as on a huge private yacht with the utmost comfort in staterooms and on decks || . The Itinerary includes visits to | MADEIRA, SPAIN, GIBRALTAR, | ALGIER: MONTE CARLO, NICE, NAPLES, EGYPT, PALESTINE, CON- Drawn by Paci k How IT SOUNDS IN THE MUDDLE OF THE NIGHT Something Just as Good By THOMAS J. MuRRAY WE sing of “something just as good,” False notes that echo down the years; ‘To meet demands for toys or food For lollypops or garden shears; We score the merchants’ phoney “steers” ‘That lead the purchaser astray; It brings us to the brink of tears, And spoils an erstwhile perfect day. We cheer the buyer on his way, It’s always proper that we should, And then we hear the merchant say— “But here is something just as good.” His cereal may be of wood, Unlike the asked-for brand; we pray Outside the pale this man be stood, Until he learns it does not pay. L'Envoi We plead the tenet of fair play, ‘To work it so, the salesman could; No more to hear in business fray— “But we have something just as good.” Impertinent Query We wonder if single women buy those ornate pajamas we see in store windows; and, if so, why? New York Boston Montreal The Pleasure of Absence By BILL RENDERED N RS. BROWN spends most of the “ summer at the sea-shore, and most of the winter she travels about. Brown sticks to the office. | spoke to Brown about it one day. “Should think you would get awful lone- some!” [ said sympathetically. Brown begun to tap his foot on the floor. “Well, old) man,” he said, “of course yeu can’t understand-—you single fellows—but when a chap has been married five or six years he doesn't —-er—mind that sort of thing so much. Of course it’s hard to ex- plain to you single fellows—” Good old Brownie!—I was only joshing him—I know exactly how he must feel. You see, I have met Mrs. Brown! Fore! Rub—What do you think of the President’s addre: Dub—I really c seen him play golf. n't say; I’ve never Removable Her tresses gained her great renown At which no maid could scoff, But when she took those tresses down She also took them off, at STANTINOPLE, ATHENS, ROME. Information and literature on request EXCLUSIVE MANAGEMENT THOS. C 150 Offices throughout she World OK & SON Chi 0 Philadelphia San Fi isco. Los Angeles Toronto Vancouver Modern Parable “There are sermons in stones,” quoted the Parlor Philosopher. “But people who live in glass houses shouldn't preach them,” cau- tioned the Mere Man. CassTrt LORY 1. Ganve. ST WONDERING WHICH ONE OF HAS A PEARL IN U1, |Coticura Soap is the favorite forsafetyrazorshaving. comicbooks.com