Judge — September 17, 1921 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A PSYCHIC PROBLEM—Two power- ful colored stevedores, who had had some sort of falling out, were en- gaged in unloading a vessel at a St. Louis dock. Uncomplimentary re- marks and warnings of intended vio- lence were exchanged whenever the sed each other with their “Y¢ ou jest kep on pesicatin’ around wid me,” declared one of the men, “an’ you is gwine be able to settle a mighty big question for de sciumtific folk “What other. “iXin the dead speak ?”—Harper’« Magazine. question dat asked the THE CoLoR THAT SHOWED— A Southern family had a coal-Llack cook named Sarah, and when her husband was killed in an accident Sarah ap- peared on the day of the funeral dressed in sable outfit except in one respect. “Why Sarah,” said her “what made you get white gloves? Sarah drew herself up and said in tones of dignity, “Don’t you s’pose 1 wants dem niggahs to see dat I’'se got on gloves?”—Boston Transcript. mistress, ETHIOPIAN MALAPROP—“You old man, Bulginback, AN are quite an aren’t you?” “Yassah, and 'bleeged to yo’ for de ‘terrygation, sah. If I lives fou’ mo’ yeahs by de blessin’ 0’ de Lawd, I'll be an octagonal or a diagonal; I fuhgits which.” — Country Gentle- man, The Grand Scheme of Things EE HOW DEATH 11D AND SISTE HAS PLACED LY AT THE —Kasper (Stockholm) Uncomfortable Symbolism Wuy Must THAT s LE FOR Summer MAKE IT IMPO: EX & ALL THE LATES' —Flubb— Do you follow up this divorce stuff in the papers? Dubb—Don’t have to. The wife sums up the evidence every night ut home.—New York Sun. Hap A Goop ONE—“Arrested for wearing a one-piece bathing suit?” Ye: “Shocking! What excuse did the young woman have for exposing her person like that?” “Ah! You should have seen her excuse.”—Birmingham Age-Herald, SELFISH MAN—Mr-. you think men are selfi Mrs. Flatbush—I certainly do. “And why?” “Just look at all the pockets you've got in your clothes, and | haven’t got even one!”—Yonkers Statesman. Flatbush—So K ALWAYS BE PERCHED ON YOUR ROOF? You A RESPECTABLE SPINSTER LADY TO RESIDE HERE, —Fliegende Blactter (Munich), s girls because r’ But Haven Many Do—In the olden day used to stay at home “they had nothing to wea look at ‘em now. — New Register, THAT—Patience—I t all observing. Hr NOTICED con't think Percy is z Patrice—You don “No, I don’t.” “Well, I do. The other day he told me you had twice as much paint on one cheek as on the other.”—Yorkers Statesman, has Now THE INVALID—‘The doctor vrdered her to the seashore. they’re having a consultation.” “Of docto “Of dressmake: Courier-Journal. — Louisville FEMININE CALENDAR—**Mabel told me that this is her first year out.” “Why, she’s been out four sons.” “Well, seasons to the year. gram seu- T suppose she counts four —Toronto Lele- comicbooks.com