Judge — August 27, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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AN Exczss OF EXPOUNDERS— “Quite a few PREACHERS were on the market Saturday and these were dis- posed of at prices ranging from fifty to seventy-five cents a basket.” —Twin City Sentinel. (Mrs. R. A. Schott.) ANTIQUITY OF HIGH-BALLS—“ ‘Mac’ McFadden, Aggie end, made the prize punt in the spring foot-ball competition. He lifted the ball in high spiral that soared 65 YEARS. —Portland (Ore.) Journal. (Percy M. Johnson.) CHICKEN-HEARTED! — “With Car- melio Chillemi, 86, of 124 Green street, victim of a PULLET in the heart, untalkative at the Homeopathic hospital where little hope is enter- tained for his recovery.”—Albany Journal. (Alice Rosboro.) THE BAR SINISTER—“The govern- ing board of Scherley High issued an order barring not only stock- ings and lip-sticks, but cigar- This Week’s Prize ‘‘Break’’ Contributed by PAUL PRENTZEL Waterbury, Conn. The Ingenuous Job “The President of the United States must, according to the Constitution, be thirty-five years of age, and a NAIVE citizen of the United States.”—New Haven Register. A CLEVER DRIVER—“There was nothing furtive about her departure. SHE DROVE AWAY IN THE EMPTY CAR in high triumph.” — Metropolitan Magazine. (Miss Gress.) PuT THE BuG oN HiM—‘“‘Oh, you’re wonderful!’ she gave him an exuberant BUG as the door closed after the boy.”—Detroit Journal. (Miss Fayga Bofsky.) And the Negative Result Was Startling WHERE THE BILLS ARE KILLED— “Probably the longest waiting line Springfield has ever seen stood through the hours last night, several thousand individuals wanting to enter the EXECUTION MANSION to greet Gov. Small.”"—Chicago Evening Post. (J. B. Stanton.) Hot WATER SYMBOLISM — “The MEMORIAL will be in the form of A HUGE BOILER as symbolical of Rev. Baker’s life."—Erie (Pa.) Daily Herald. (W. de Witt.) PROTRACTED WNOSTALGIA—“Traces of tears on her face, and her manner of greeting him, told him that she was homesick, and he was intensely sorry for her, having been so bitterly homesick himself for THREE CENT- URIES OF YEARS.”—Augusta (Me.) “Comfort.” (Chas. Svanford.) VIA THE CORNISH Coast?—“Fir- TEEN EARS of Iowa corn will leave for the seacoast this week, for shipment to Constanti ettes both TAILOR-MADE and home-made.”’—New York American. (Lillian Fine.) A BROKEN BEAUTY—“Mrs. Graham a few days ago an- nounced the BREAKING of her daughter Geraldine to Whit- ney Warren, Jr., New York.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. (H. B. Arnold.) PLAYED PossuM — “‘Abra- ham Harris MURDERED in Eighth Avenue Shop by Two Robbers Who Get $3,000 Loot —FRrees SELF and Fires Shot at Bandits.”—Heading in New York World. (D. A. Moylan.) Fast Houses—“A trotting race for $25 a side will be held to-morrow afternoon on the Pinckney Road at Red Bank between HOUSES belong- ing to Alex Burleigh and Dan- iel Asay.”—Long Branch Daily Record. (George B. Treneman.) food relief purpos Oklahoman. (Floyd Sturges.) AIR CREATES APPETITE— “With the six-piece McDer- mott orchestra it was not neces- sary to stop WHILE THE MUSIC ATE SUPPER.”—Marathon (N. Y.) Independent. (Mrs. W. A. Godwin.) Wuy Fra ELBertus WENT Down—"“LaVercombe had tes- tified that he became a student of Hubbard, who was lost on the Lusitania TO EXPAND HIS VOCABULARY.”—Detroit Jour- nal. (Andy McGuire.) A CASE oF FLU—“A meteor, or a series of meteors that passed over middle and south- ern Georgia about 9 o’clock this morning exploding and showering hot metal as heavy as iron, frightened people in the sections of the state where “ ‘SHALL WE POSE ?’—THAT’S WHAT THE KING OF BELGIUM SAID TO THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE. SIDERED, SNAP WENT THE CAMERA.” —Port Huron Times-Herald (K. J. Mackay). 29 WHILE THEY CON- the PNEUMONIA was visible.” — Danville (Va.) Register. (W. D. Cousins.)