Judge — August 27, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible Feliz—THEY TELL ME YOUR COMPLEXION IS ALL MADE UP. Felice—It's FALSE. Felix—Tuat's WHAT Princeton Tiger. THEY MEANT. Asked for a Tip Sue—I sent him home at once. Rene—But he is very nice! “You would have done the same thing. He said that if I would loan him a dollar he would kiss me again.” —Washington and Jefferson Wag Jag. Just An Accident “Why, Johnny, you’ve got a lump on your head. Have you been fight- ing again?” “Fightin’? Not me.” “But somebody struck you.” “Nobody struck me. I wasn’t fight- in’ at all. It was an accident.” “An accident!” : “Yes, Iw: itting on top of Tom- my Scanlan, and J forgot {p hold his feet.”—Carolina Tar Baby. Absolutely If a fellow tries to kiss a girl and gets away with it, he is a man. If he tries and doesn’t get away with it, he is a brute. If he doesn’t try but would get away with it if he did try, he is a coward. If he doesn’t try and wouldn’t get away with it if he did try, he is a wise man.—Wash- ington and Jefferson Wag Jag. Impersonation In another fellow’s dress suit, With another fellow’s girl, In another feliow’s car, During another fellow’s dance, Feeding her another fellow’s line Under another fellow’s name... Page the nerve specialist !—Vir- ginia Reel. The Real Thing as scarf which now my lady wears Is imitation seal; Thus she, in confidence, declares, Else I had deemed it real. Content it shields her throat so fair, Her cheeks it nestles by, 'Twould touch her lips did it but dare, And so, in sooth, would I, No artificial stuff for me, I've bragged—all must be real; Yet now I'd sell my soul to be, That imitation seal.—Lehigh Burr. HE'S A GOOD MIXER.” “SOCIAL?” “No—cockTaiL!"—Yale Record. 28 “THE DIVINITY THAT SHAPES OUR ENDS.” Washington and Jefferson Wag Jag. Impertinence Summer Boarder (to young farmer leaning against the fence, in earnest conversation with his sweetheart )— I say, young man, is your honey fresh? Hiram, Jr.—None o’ yer goldarned business.—Pitt Panther. An Old-Fashioned Girl Mary has two dimpled knees, As many maidens do, But Mary’s skirts conceal her knees, And that is something new. —Washington & Jefferson Wag Jag. That Tired Feeling Ride and the girls ride with you; Walk, and you walk alone; For the flappers these days are set in their ways— They like a guy with a car of his own. —Pitt. Panther. Mysterious Identity First Frosh—Who Happy? Frosh Secondus—Dono. Why? “The Dean advised me to work like her.”—Lafayette Lyre. is Helen B.