Judge — August 13, 1921 — page 33: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

! R Snoppy-Quops | By FEeEG Murray and BILL TITCOMB | s OBSERVE the phenomenon here— | Quite immune to the rash “profiteer.”” | f Though others get chills The Arm of the Law At the sight of their bills | By N. BRYLLION FAGIN i e can count on cut-rates all the year. Two girls were crossing a Coney Though he looks at first sight rather Island street. One had on a Y queer, heavy, old-fashioned brilliantine bath- wall Advantages soon become clear. ing suit, with long skirt, high neck — While you and I yell and elbow-sleeves. The other was At the H. C. of L., in street clothes. A policeman He can make both ends MEAT never | stopped them. fear. | “You!” he called to the bathing Drawn by Ant HELFANT. Editor—YOUR METER IS ALL WRONG IN THE LAST VERSE. Poet—Sir!_ I AM A POET, NOT A GAS MAN. beauty, “you can’t pass here dressed like that. Go back an put on some decent clothes!” The girl looked down at herself, then up at the policeman and smiled. “Why, look at Mame!” she ex- claimed, “what about her getting by?” The officer glanced at the other girl. She wore a filmy net waist, glaringly transparent, generously decolette, and a skirt ending a few inches above her knees. “But she is dressed,” said the guardian of the law. “Now you go and put some clothes on or you can’t VE pass here, see?” )N OF - IT Learn Piano! resting Free Book an become a skilled t | Play chords at once and ns. et Comfort Baby’s Skin With Cuticura Soap And Fragrant Talcum Forsam, pe ragra s fascinating fragrance. ‘Adaresr Cutieure Laboratorive, pt. 7 Malden, itaes, Drawn by W. 0. Wison + A. C. “LOOK HERE, OLD MAN, WHY CAN’T YOU AND YOUR WIFE COME OUT AND SPEND THE WEEK-END WITH US?” “WE'LL BE GLAD TO IF YOU’LL PROMISE NOT TO SHOW US THE CHICKENS OP MAKE US CARRY HOME A LOT OF VEGETABLES.” Bay ; comicbooks.com