Judge — August 6, 1921 — page 31: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Drawn by PAUL ReIty. “YOUR FUTURE’S SETTLED, MY BOY! You’RE GOING TO BE AN AUTOMOBILE MECHANIC.” The Magnetic Pole HE man, who by the brilliance of his genius, has thrown both the North and South Poles into oblivion. The Pianist who made the piano famous and subsequently accompan- ied Poland to a prominent place upon the program of Internationalism. An Artist whose orange, powder- puff-like mane put henna on the market. One of the few great musicians who has proven that an artist can look like a nut and play like an artist. A Statesman who tickles the ivo- ries with one hand and the destinies of his Fatherland with the other. Ignace Pacerewski—the most unique pianist-composer-hair-tonic- statesman of the twentieth century, who put polish into America and Americanism into Poland! 4 asin. Gerazi> A Drawn by Curster I. GARDE. Mrs. Outatown—I SEE THE SUBBUBS HAVE A NEW COOK. Mr. Outatown—Yes, But I DON’T THINK THEY'LL HAVE HER LONG. I SAT IN BACK OF HER ON THE TRAIN AND I NOTICED SHE HAD A RETURN TRIP TICKET. Tools of In industry, art, science, in fact in all kinds of work, good results require good imple- ments kept in good condition. If the right sort of imple- ment is important to an in- dividual workman, efficient tools for industry and com- merce are a vital necessity to the nation. Telephone service is one of the tools of American in- dustry and commerce in most common use and upon which much depends. The Amer- ican public cannot afford to let this tool get dull. Industry To provide over twelve million subscribers with tele- phone connection; to trans- mit the vibrations of the human voice thirty million times a day and from any point to any other. point throughout the land, de- mands an expensive mechan- ism of the highest order of scientific precision, and an efficient organization. It is the aim of the Bell Telephone System, with the cooperation of the public, to be the most dependable tool of American industry. “BELL System” AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service, and all directed toward Better Service I Know By HELEN HYSELL I KNOW as I hastily cast off my street clothes for something more intimately alluring, in anticipation of your coming to my apartment to dinner—I know that when you scram- Lle in, late as usual and breathlessly stammering explanations that do not explain— I know as I discard his orchids, presented to me this afternoon, for your violets, delivered last night by messenger—humming the while—I 33 know that I will smilingly accept your explanation and I shall hide my exultation behind a screen of spon- taneous gayety—I shall veil my tri- umph and allow you to believe that you are fooling me. Still—if your face, and hers, had not been reflected in the mirror be- fore which I adjusted my hat prior to entering the Ritzmore tearoom this afternoon—I would surely have stumbled openly upon your tryst, and worse—you would have stumbled upon mine! comicbooks.com