Judge — July 30, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Herstan Parser More of Those Terrible Head-Hunt- ers—‘ President Harding, long accustomed to the easy-going life of a United States senator, has found the confining life of the White House a little irksome at times. This is especially so since he has taken no pains to spare himself from the demands of thousands of people eager to see him and has literally kept the doors of the White House open to those who flock here daily to SHAKE HIS HEAD.”—Columbus (S. C.) Record. (Mrs. J. H. Williams.) The English Channel Tunnel at Last —“A picturesque element was added to the situation to-night with the arrival of ‘Grandpa’ Joffre. The Veteran Mar- shal came from Paris BY TRAIN to the Victoria Station, London, and the crowds of tourists craned their necks to get a glimpse of the hero of the first battle of the Marne.”—New York Herald. (Frank Hart.) In the Canon’s Absence?— “Roderiguez funeral was held yesterday from Caffee’s funeral parlors. Scores of Spanish seamen were present at the services CON- DUCTED BY A BULLET said to have come from the pistol held by Cuevas Tuesday evening.” —New- port Ne (Va.) Daily Press. (Miss Doris D. Little.) No Encores—“The big string of automobiles drove past the court house, around the Confederate monument, and back to the high school grounds, where arrange- ments had been made for a stirring reception. The band was stationed at a convenient spot and DIscouUR- AGED music during the program, which followed.” —A sheviffe (N. C.) Times. (E. M. Bearden.) Looking Him Over—“The plaintiff claims he suffered intense humiliation upon being forced into a room with four wipows void of curtains, divested of everything in the way of wearing apparel except a paper napkin, which he of necessity was compelled to wear.” —Brownsville (Tex.) Senti- nel. (Fred B, Latham.) “THERE Is HOPE! Dr. J. S. Parsecan or } A PATIENT WITH HIS MACHINE, . YEARS OF EXPERIMENTING.” —Deseret (Utah) Evening Ne (Eda Parkinson.) BLUE GLASSES] FOR The Red Badge of Courage—* Talks were made by Laurence Thomson, vale- dictorian, Robert K. Dittemore, and Lawrence A. Prashak. Diplomas and ALS to students were presented y ames P. Brady of St. Mary’s parish.” —St. Joseph (Mo.) Gazette. (C. W. Young.) Low Down Temperature—“ The tem- perature at 8 o’clock this morning was 54 degrees. Huaitity was measured at 54 per cent.” —Rochester (N. Y.) Times-Union. (D. A. Robinson.) Reversing the Doctor’s Bald Cure Cueer uP, You ‘THE PHOTO SHOWS THE DOCTOR AT WORK ON THE RESULT OF FIFTEEN 29 BALD PATERS, FOR EW YORK CLAIMS HE HAS A WHICH WILL MAKE A DOOR KNOB LOOK LIKE A Putting the Powerful Katrinka to the Blush—“Mrs. George Trubey, of Glen Elder, yesterday fought a Holstein bull for 30 minutes WITH A SINGLE TREE before she rescued her two year old son. The boy had strayed into the pasture and Mrs. Trubey was aroused by his screams. PICKING UP A SINGLE TREE, she rushed into the pasture where the bull was trying to trample the boy to death.”—Amirella Daily Tribune. (Fred A, Benson.) Physical Drawback No Handicap to the Daring—“Suffering amputation of both legs, his left arm, and the greater part of his right hand when 14 years old as a result of exposure in a blizzard, he soon afterward was left an orphan and became a county charge. The county commis- sioners sent him to Carlton College. His rapid rise followed. He LEASES a widow and three children.” —Philadelphia North American. (Nan C. Love.) It Probably Gave Him Grit —Jack Dempsey went through several hours of hard work this morning at the Atlantic City Airport behind closed gates. He did road work for over two hours, and after a rest had his first bit to eat. Mrs. Carrie Barrett, the heavyweight champion’s house- keeper, started off the meal with SAND BAG for half an_ hour, Dempsey’s favorite dish.”—Lan- caster (Pa.) New Era-Examiner. (M. M. Devine.) Putting Crape on the Mut- ton—“Owing to the glut in the DRAPERY WORLD, especially in New Zealand, the K. and H. Meat Co. announce a further all-round re- duction in the price of meat.”— Maicarapa Age. (P. A. Mason.) Why Bald Men Are Unprogres- sive—<The average growth of hair in a vigorous and healthy person is approximately one inch per month. If a man has his hair cut twelve times in a year the barber has cut during that time NEARLY NINETEEN MILES OF HAIR FROM HIS HEAD.” — Canada’s National Farm Journal, (Douglas E. Price.) EN comicbooks.com