Judge — July 30, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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GLEE eS NS ar ed lo- ur en nd or wn? an waene Sa see st ' (COTD® “Mf Ye: WED / ‘A Z ~Uyy WA AU : N CE (Me —S tue Rerormer As Greenwicu Vitiace Sees Hin. The Improved Scenario By Katuerine Neciey UPID once wrote a scenario. The theme was Love and Romance, the Producer said it was the most beautiful thing ever submitted to him, but as Cupid had not had much experience in writing scenarios, it would have to be adapted to the screen by the staff High Cost of Living. High Cost of Living changed the story considerably, then it was handed to the Star. She made some changes in regard to gowns and interior decorations, which simply must be in harmony with her personality. After these changes were made, the Man Who Played Opposite her, looked over the script. He did not like the way it began and ended so it was made to suit him. The Director, who was a Landlord. and i ts, the Merchants. Milkmen and Garage Men, made some further changes; and the Maid who wrote the Titles and Sub-T suggested some ideas that would improve it. The Other Members of the Cast, His Parents and Her Parents, and the Friends of Both, objected to a number of things. Cupid had planned for some Extras, but the Stork could not be located, and Automobiles and a Pekinese were sub- stituted. The Critics and the Magazines censored the play, and as the Stars have applied for a Divorce, it will soon be Released and the Public will have a chance to see it. Sparkling and Famous (Pullman car with discouraged ball team) Upper Berth—How many games you say we lost in a row? Lower—Eleven. Upper—And what’s the name of this park we play in New York? Lower (utterly weary)—The Hope Dia- mond. Drawn by T. 8. Tovsry “Jou AZIN! AT TH CORSET ADVERTISEMENTS.” I’ LIKE TO READ MY FASHION MAG- SOON AS YOU'VE HED LOOKING HE MODELS IN THE 17 Infidelity By Rateun M. Tuompson ITH all the love at his command, He sought a maiden’s heart and hand. Throughout the disappearing days, He pressed his suit in many wi She smiled on him and promised that She’d share his bungalow or flat; And, soul-sustained, he found content In her avowed encouragement. But she would always laugh and scoff At him a bit, and put him off, Whenever he essayed to make Her say when she would undertake To keep his little house for him; And, so, at length, his dream grew dim, And he awoke, to toss aside All hope that she would be his bride. Anon he sought another dame, And offered her his humble name, And this occasioned her who'd met His propositions with regret, To prate about, throughout life’s span, The infidelity of man. comicbooks.com