Judge — July 23, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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nce hat eral sed ale Bitter Sweet—“ He brought some huge SWEET ORANGES. They TASTED like LEMONS, were the shape of a pear and as big as a large papaya.” —La Estrella de Panama (R. P.) (George R. Barte.) On a Phantom Ship—‘ During his stay in England, Samuel Goldwyn, who returned last week on the Lusitania, met anumber of Great Britain’s most renowned authors, including H. G. Wells and George Bernard Shaw.”—Motion Picture World. (D. Simpson.) You Find ’Em Everywhere—“ These two men had been employed in the guards quarters and managed to obtain two pistols which they smuggled to Anderson. That prisoner had already had two AuTomo- BILES SMUGGLED INTO HIS CELL. With the two Brown and Johnson gave him he started the mutiny that resulted in the death of two convicts, wounding of two others and the wounding of two guards, both of whom are now reported on the road to recovery.” —Waco (Tex.) News Tribune. (H. Peterson.) A Long Friday—‘Herbert Prentice Crane, jr., son of a millionaire, must serve from 1 to 20 YEARS in PRISON FRIDAY on a charge of attacking Louise Sturm, 15 years old."—Kansas City (Mo.) Post. (Miss 0. Martin.) Why Conditions Are Bad—“ By order of President Harding, THE BUSINESS OF THE GOVERNMENT will come to ITS FINAL RESTING PLACE in Oak Hill Cemetery, Georgetown.” —Pitisburgh Dispatch. (Max Sperling.) The Latest Shimmy Effect—“ Henry Colpay, Hudson Falls. is stopping at Geo. Luttes, CONVULSING from an attack of grippe.”—Glens Falls (N. Y.) Times and Messenger. (Dorothy Sullivan.) Will Brand the Cattle—“I shall apply to the Probate Court sitting at the ® Court House in the City of Topeka, Shawnee County, Kansas, for a full and final settlement of said estate and for an order of the Court finding and adjudging who are the HEIFERS of Wm. C. Carswell. deceased.” —Topeka (Kans.) Daily Capi- tal. (E. D. Keilmann.) The Contractor’s Friend—‘“H. C. Bressler, familiar figure of the town, drank moonshine made in a castiron still. He turned black and blue and Lamp DOWN A SIDEWALK at Front and Market Sts. Policemen sent him to the emergency hos- pital where he died at 8 a. m.”’—Portland (Ore.) News. (Donald Cameron.) If You Love Your Old Bus, Buy Onc of These—‘‘A patent has been issued for a silk gauze face shield to KEEP DUST HE EYES AND NOSES OF AUTOMO- es.”’—Eugene (Ore.) Daily Guard. (Helen McAlister.) The Pitcher Goes Batty—‘“Lee al- ready has paid a fine of $15 for THROW: a bill file and a TELEPHONE DIRECTOR at a woman.”—New York Herald. (Philip Bohlinger.) The Sure and Swift Scalpel—“ Cath- erine Henry, author of ‘Prisoners of Love,’ was the subject of A DECISIVE OPERATION at the Lincoln hospital recently, but ac- cording to her friend, Kathleen Norton, is on the high road to the pink heights of health.”—Los Angeles Close-Up. (Ray W. Frohman.) An Eye for an Eye—“Buinp Carl Mays made a belated appearance against the Indians this afternoon and pitched the Yankees to their third consecutive tri- umph over the champions of the world.”— New York American. (Geo. R. Lynch.) In the Mind’s Eye—“Last week James L. Odell paid the penalty of death in the electric chair and thus satisfied the State for the murder of a man. He had spent his last hours looking at his baby, WHOM HE HAD NEVER SEEN.”—New York World. (A. J. Lynch.) The Throes of Authorship—“ Pretty 14-year-old Anna Sommers, freshman stu- dent at the Colorado Springs High School, attempted to commit suicide Monday night in the public library by drinking poi- She was found wriTING in agony and rushed to St. Francis hospital, where a stomach pump was used. It is believed she will recover.”—Denver (Colo.) Post. (Raymond Egger.) Just to Lighten His Burden—‘“C. F. Bolton today reported to the police that his home was entered yesterday and a MATCH and revolver stolen from a dresser draw Sacramento (Cal.) Bee. (John J. Walsh.) Salt Water-Hootch—“ When there Isa Lack of Blood in the Cerebellum the Brain ils to Function Properly and Thus It Is That a Sea-Sick Person StAccERs About Uncertainly in A Rotiinc Sea.”—New York American. (Donald Fell.) Medical Solace — “Paul McManus met with a painful accident last week. A fishhook became entangled in his eye. Paul is being attended by Doctor Eve who says his EYE WILL COME OUT all right.” —The Cassia County (Beverley, Ida.) Courier. (Miss Vadis Paul.) She Attended to Her Knitting— “For Mrs. Jim is now a full-fledged major in the military organization formerly headed by her husband. She expects to appear soon in a NITTY UNIFORM.”—The Denver Post. (L. W. Burris.) The Site-Seeing Commission Was Right on the Job Postat. Comsuss New York City ves LVANIA FOR A TOUR OF THE Ci sia; Joun C. Koon’ ESENTATIVE Catvin D. P. New York City; Cuarues I Tuomas W. Bett, or Georcia; Rep ED IN THE 29 FROM LEFT TO RIG ; Representative Haver S etH McKe tar, oF TENNESSEE; Senator Georce H. Moses, ATIVE RiEDESEL.”—New York American. (A. XPANSION OF BUSIN REPRESENTATIVE vERSON, Postmaster PATTEN, oF or New TIapsnire; ConcrEssMAN M. Perry.) comicbooks.com