Judge — July 23, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE pays $1 each for accepted Bav Breaks clipped from newspapers, magazines or books. Original clippings, with source indicated, must be furnished to show the bona fide contributions worthy of use as priz nature of the BAD Breaks. WNo respondence with contributors. Sthop, Look und Lis’en—Every night along about dark you'll see more than a few scores of Yanks piloting their girls through the streets, escorting them home, and IF YOU LISTEN YOU WILL SEE that they are talking German.”—Literary Digest. (C. Walter Bishop.) A Strong-Arm Musician—“ Charles Camille Saint-Saens, born at Paris in 1835 and still living, represents the conserva- tive element of the French school. His MUSCLE ACTIVITY commenced at 16 when he produced his first symphony.”—Richmond (Va.) News Leader. (G. W. J. Blume.) Remained to Toll the Bell, Perhaps —‘Korolef’s plan was to drift back to Japan if the winds were favorable. Storms began crushing the deck houses. The bridge and its instruments were taken away inastorm. A compass and a SEXTON were left.”—Manila (P. I.) Daily Bulletin. (Howard S. Rappleye.) Afloat in the Styx—“ Miss May New- man, a lifeguard, was also listed as a heroine when she saved the life of a little girl who had gone beyond her DEATH and could not swim.”—Chicago Herald & Examiner. (C. P. Chelesky.) Scandal in the Organ Loft—“ Those who sIN in the choir will be given a per- manent seat number and this seat will be held for them until the completion of the first hymn at the opening of each service.” Asheville (N. C.) Times. (L. T. Watts.) The Audience Waited in Expector- ation—“The surprise of the evening was A THREE ACT sPiT produced by the dra- matic Club of the Institute.”—Oakland (Cal.) Tribune. (Miss G. McGivney.) The Ladies Had a Wide Range—“ But the scouts did not have to wait long for in walked M R. Young, accompanied by Mr. Lewis, and behind them came TWO OTHER LADIES. Very shortly the council table was covered with delicious eats, ranging from brick ice cream to PAPER HATS.” —Cumberland (Md.) Daily News. (Howard L. Mignot.) Bap Breaks. ted BAD BREAKS will be returned unless postage is inclosed. Mere typographic mishaps not considered. No breaks in advertisements wanted. This Week’s Prize ‘‘Break’’ Contributed by Mrs. H. R. REDMAN Ford, Ida. Another Film Showing “Mother Graham stood in the middle of the floor of the bedroom which we had assigned to her, STARING HOSTILELY THROUGH HER GEORGETTE at the homely but clean and comfortable furnishings of the room.”—Scattle Post-Intelligencer. Probably Rode a Rooster—‘Hays Makes Flight from Capital to Mineola in Two Years.”—Heading from Boston Her- ald. (D. T. Hurley.) Suppose He Hadn’t?—“The booster while visiting a neighboring city dropped into an undertaking chapel, quite by ac- cident, where a simple funeral service was being held over the body of an unknown man WHO HAD bDIED.”—Albuquerque (N. Mex.) Journal. (Paul G. Merkel.) They Began Early—‘The Home of Mr. and Mrs. John Marsh was the scene of a beautiful wedding last evening when their youngest daughter Margaret was joined in holy pEapLock to Mr. David Preston.”—Calgary (Alberta) Daily Her- ald. (Stanley Eustace.) Government by Coinage—“ The Brit- ish prime minister made an eloquent speech. . . . The premier described the plight of Europe, enmeshed in ancient FUNDS and gave warm welcome to the new co-operation of America in world af- fairs.’—Newport News (Va.) Daily Press. (C. F. W. Brown.) Probably Busted a Shoe — “The AUTOMOBILE of Captain Welles, of the navy, was LIMPING about town yesterday as the result of a collision at the corner of Mill and Spring streets the night before.” —Newport (R. I.) Herald. (Maurice Rosen.) 28 Five dollars each will be paid for The editor cannot enter into cor- Pinched in the Pine—“The prince asked the reason of it, and was told that they had ARRESTED A CORPSE for several large sums of money which the deceased owed when he died.” —English Fairy Tale Book. (Pauline Achor.) The Big Show-Down— “ Whether beer is medicine is to be decided by Congress shortly in a spectacular contest between the drys and wets which will determine also whether the prohibition lid is clamped down as tightly as is desired by THE ANTI- SALOON REPRESENTATIVES OF THE RAIL- roaps.”"—N. Y. Illustrated News. (I. Shlefstein.) A Breeze from Hog Island—“Sum- merman meanwhile studied the boy with DRAFTY PIG EYES, reading the unmistakable signs of his six feet of stature, his square, intelligent face, his long arms and fine- looking hands.”—Satutday Evening Post. (Mrs. James Doremus.) Not Very Busy Just Now—‘Hat- field does not claim to be able with his chemicals to draw rain from a clear sky, but maintains that he has acquired the science of TAPPING MOISTURE-LADEN crowps.”—Sherbrooke (Que.) Daily Record. (M. H. Brithart.) Beginning at the Nozzle—‘In com- pliance with the demands of insurance companies, NOSE s are being given each afternoon this week by the fire depart- ment.” — Montgomery (Ala.) Journal. (Sara Hightonder.) To Pass on Jiu Jitsu?—“The Presi- dent also sent to the Senate the names of Captain Julian L. Latimer to be JuJDJJGEJ JADJVJOCIATIEJ general of the na’ —New York Evening Globe. (Rose Klein.) Tipsy on Milk—“ Jones’ milk cart was badly smashed this morning on Main Street when the horse, which was left standing while Mr. Jones was delivering milk, became frightened at and turned too short, tipping the STEAM ROLLER standing near by cart over.”—Greenfield (Mass.) Daily Recorder. (Helen J. Joyner.)