Judge — July 16, 1921 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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“The poor man is crying,” said one of my listeners. “Brace up, my man.” I braced up. “T worked my way back to New York. Andrew has just cut my hair. That is all. That is the end of my story.” “To what do you attribute your down- fall?” asked one mutt in my audience, there on the steps of the Public Library. 3osh, don’t you get the point?” I said. ook at me. I am a man who got an idea into his head that only one barber in the world could cut his hair right.” A New Species By Water Burr 'OMES now, as apologist For life’s Great Elect, The “abnormal psychologist” To claim our respect. Would examine each mind From Poe to Bob Burns— Tell what ails every kind, Analyzing by turns. Lord, now let arise Some new kind of ologist Wise enough to analyze The “Abnormal Psychologist.” Temptable Mrs. Milenbrooke—Is your rector fond of golf? Mrs. Lebsing—Dangerously. | Why, some of the more fearful members of our congregation think we ought to have a substitute ready on pleasant Sundays. Draen by T. . Tousey Excitable Person—Tue BROKE Quick! Sen Victim—NeEvER } was A $19,000 Spac ME. MAN’S LEG ! THE pocTor! KARD THAT RAN OVER SEND For A Lawyer! And He Did Aide-de-Camp—(to Oriental potentate, who is making a tourof his domains)— Sire, they tell me there is a seminary in this village. Will your majesty pause long enough to marry it? You Never Can Tell By Epwarp H. Drescunack GHE was a pretty little thing, short- skirted, pink-cheeked, and bob-haired, As she tripped lightly down the runway Icading from Grand Central station to the shuttle, many admiring glances were lev- eled in her direction. Two male flirts tried to “make”’ her, but she ignored them completely. “Some chicken!” exclaimed one youth to his pal, as they trailed in her wake. | “Wonder who the lucky chap is she has the date with!” The “chicken” boarded a Seventh Avenue local and alighted at 5rst Street. The trailing youths were still in evidence, but they followed at a more discreet dis- tance; for they had considerable experience in this sort of thing! As the lovely bit of femininity emerged from the subway a_ handsome, broad- shouldered man, fully six feet tall, clasped her in his arms and kissed her. “Mother!” he exclaimed fondly, “I thought sure I’d missed you!” Catnipped , my husband fell terday with some vases in Mrs. downstairs y his arms. Mrs, Crusher—Dear, dear! nice glassware! All. that At the Poker Game Rub—Gee, I’m sleepy! Dub—I didn’t know much winner. you were that ANSWER “THESE GQUVESTIONS How MANY ITCHES IN A MOSQUITO 2? WHERE DOES THE HOLE Go WHEN You EAT THE DOUGHNUT ? HOW MANY PEEPS INA KEYHOLE ? WHAT BECOMES OF THE OPEN DOOR. WHEN You CLOSE IT ? WHERE DOES THE FIST Go WHEN YoU CPEN YOUR HAND ? HOW MANY CHEESES STuDIC 7? How MANY LISPS ARE IN A HARE-LIP ? WHEN STANDING ON YouR HEAD LOOKING DOWN ARE You LooKinG- DOWN oR UP 2 IN A MOVIE HELP WANTED FLEA WANTED TO MAKE HIMSELF OSE FUL. IN 00G HOUSE ANTS. WANTED FOR, PICNIC GROUNDS COOTIE. WANTED — WAR EXPERIENCE NECESSARY — BRING OISCHARGE Drawn by James Hamwon > T. Eptson Buc Propounps a Few Posers ror Jos-SEEKERS. Br