Judge — July 9, 1921 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Your Car The price of some cars has come down—that of others has gone up. Which car will give you 100% value for your needs? The best car made might not serve your require- ments as well as a cheaper one. You can have expert advice free of charge. If you want a car and will fill out this coupon com- pletely—furnishing addi- tional details of your needs, if necessary—you can obtain the unbiased service of the Motor De- partment of LeEsLirE’s Weekty. This free ser- vice is now made availa- ble to readers of JupGE. COUPON Harotp W. Stauson, M.E. Manager, Motor Department Lesuie’s WEEKLY 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City I am considering the purchase of a car to cost about $ and am espe- cially interested in one of the (make) (type) My requirements for a car are as follows: Capacity Type’of body ‘ ‘ sel} Driven and cared for by ee Kind of roads over whic! would be I have The following cars of approximately the type in which I am interested are handled by dealers in my territory Please advise me as to the car best suited to my requirements. Name.. Address and—— Drawn by R. B. TULLER Tue Yawn! Situ’s IDEA OF HOW HE COULD CURE HIS INSOMNIA. As You Like It By E. D. Poss There’s a voice from out the mountains And a whisper from the sea Keep a calling, softly calling Every day to you and me. Just as soon as sweet vacation Ushers in its days of rest— Drowsing, lolling days of rest; Grand and glorious days of sunshine Everybody hails with zest— We shall take our fond departure In a railway or machine; Thinking only of our pleasures, Holding only thoughts serene. Young and old list to my tip: On that yearly outing trip Urge a June inside your grip! Pity “Did you hear? Jane Nagley—Tom’s wife—fell off the dock last night——” “Oh, poor Jane!” —“but a bystander ” rescued _ her, “Oh! Poor Tom!” Trouble Enough “Simpkins is always borrowing trouble.” “Not always. Drawn by P. L. Crosuy Sometimes he pays for it. He bought a second-hand Lizzie yes- terday.” Old Lady Gunbusta on “Boys’ Week” By F. P. Pitzer € wet do you think of Boys’ Week?” we asked Old Lady Gunbusta. “Wa-al,” she drawled, looking over her steel-rimmed spectacles and resting her knitting in her lap, “I never wuz much impressed with that kind of a youngster. Boys to my mind belong outdoors jest as much as the trees and the flowers, and they should do all of those things which will help Natur paint their cheeks a healthy red. If we had more red naterally in cheeks an’ less in flags the country would be better off. Boys should be where the sun will always find them without havin’ to look in dirty alleys and airless tenements £’r them. They should be where the North wind can spur them on to do the bigger things when they grow up. No sir, I can’t say that I like boys weak, an’ I likes to see them strong as God wants them to be.” And There Are Others Like Him Of course every one is telling tales now displaying the humors of ignorance shown by college people, but one of the best was of a Dartmouth undergraduate. A man who admired Napoleon was speaking of his hero and said he had read nearly every history concerning the great general. “Have you read Plutarch’s ‘Life of Napoleon,’” queried the Dartmouth sage. Wuat tHe Conriscatep Booze TURNED INTO. au comicbooks.com