Judge — July 2, 1921 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Doms Betts anp Duma Waiters. The Pedant to His Love By Laura Lee Raxpau astrologer will show you That your Zodiac natal sign AX Will immediately throw you In conjunction close with mine. He will prove, beyond negation, That your star, which reigns above, Holds complete predestination, And ordains our mutual love. Psycho-analysts will tell you That your complex suits my own: Each reaction should impel you To be mine and mine alone. All your impulses toward spurning Indicate suppressed desire; I’m the one for whom you're yearning With a fierce and Freudian fire. The Superior Sex Woo: AN is superior and stronger than man. She shows more backbone than he does— at night in evening dress. She is more discriminating than he is— Y TRUNK LINES OF THE BELL TELEPHONE SYSTE! F Connecting over 70.000 Cities,towns and ‘assengers Rural Communities Uniting a Nation Within reach of the call of your telephone are more other telephones than may be found in all the other countries of the world, This is made possible by the Bell System of telephone com- munication. The central administration of the Bell System by the American Telephone and Telegraph Com- pany— Provides for invention and scientific research. Provides for the economic manufacture of equipment. Provides for the standardiza- tion of methods. Plans for future extensions. Insures financial stability. It is the complete cooperation between the central administra- tion and the many operating com- panies that produces nation-wide telephone service. Tt would be impossible for un- related organizations to provide the best service to the greatest number at the lowest rates. Only the united effort which insures continuous development of tele- phone communication can carry through that controlling purpose of the Bell System. “BELL SYSTEM” AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service, and all directed toward Better Service who among men insists on crépe de chine next to his skin? She is cooler—what man can wear furs in August? The hair of her head is strong enough to bear the weight of a man. She can draw more interest than he can on an investment—in hose. Her soul is thin and flexible, even as the sole of her shoe. And by a sidewise glance of her eye, she can draw a six-foot man to her side, and with a cool straightforward glance, keep him in place the rest of his natural life. 3 Right “|. . and when the liner docked at the desert——” “Hold on; liners don’t dock at deserts.” “Yes, they do. I’m talking about New York.” A Few Intermissions “Mother,” exclaimed her heir apparent, “Mrs. Nibbs asked me if you and father quarreled all the tir.” “Good gracious, son! What did you tell her?” “T said, ‘Oh, part of the time. no. Father isn’t home comicbooks.com