Judge — June 18, 1921 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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We May Have Better Luck—“ Mrs. Albert Evans didn’t have good luck with her in- cubator. She had only 30 little chicks, but she is undaunted and sie 1S SETTING AGAIN.” —Sedalia Correspondence of the Rogers Democrat (Arkansas). (Mrs. Pow ell Clayton.) An Old Schoolboy Trick—‘Insulted as we have been, the delegates rose to their feet (thanks to the TACK of the President) others moving for the expulsion of our poor candidate, and others asking him to leave the room."—Manila (P. 1.) Times. (A Benavides.) Surprising Information—* Mr. Whit- aker also does some of his best acting as the judge, who learns that He 1s ELten’s paucuter.”” — Little Rock (Arkansas) Gazelte. (F. M. Goodhue.) Zero Minus Nothing—‘ Several per- sons occupying rooms at the hotel lost their vatues and other personal effects.” —Wichita Times (Wichita Falis, Texas). (Mrs. Wassam.) George Baseball Training—“ Manager Johnny Evers will harden the hardy athletes by having them engage in chasing up hill and down dale the WILD GHosts with which the place abounds, or did abound.” —Brooklyn Eagle. (Bernard A. Vollmer.) An Encompassing Person— “On the afternoon of Dec. 23, in the Marble Hall of the Belvedere Palace, where the assassinated Archduke Ferdinand used to live, Dr. Michael Hainisch, the new President of Austria, will make his first public appearance around A HUGE CHRISTMAS TREE provided by the American Relief Admin- istration for children now fed daily w York Times. in the palace.” (C. W. Stowell.) Houseboat Navigation—* Not satisfied with Banoparte, Corsica has entered the lists of claimants to the birthplace of Christopher Columbus. Calvi, in Corsica, claims that the discoverer com- pleted his first SUCCESSFUL VOYAGE in A uouse still standing in its streets.”"—Ashland (Ky.) Indepen- dent. (J. LeRoy Keffer.) Toilet Note—“ The rich mellow glow in the art galleries and cathe- drals of Europe is to be approxi- mated in the principal buildings of the University of Chicago by not washing THE WIDOWS, says an an- nouncement by the board of trus- tees.""—Evening Mail, New York. (H. R. Ingott.) “Paris GOT ITs From orp Mapzip. Hot Dogs—“ Lester had evidently gone. The fire had burned almost out, and he made it up with some pocs which he found in the kitchen.” —Salt Lake Telegram. Held.) Strange Seizure—“He seized a meat cleaver from a nearby table and aimed a blow at Mrs. Collins, which she warded off with her left arm. She then Lost UNCON SCIOUSNESS, nd knew nothing further until the police arrived at 9:40.” —Boston Herald. (H.G. Cath.) she said, Affectionate Bottler—“Scarch in the ruins revealed BoTTLEs of Zosine Santos, and his twelve-year-old nephew, clasped IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS and encircled by the IRON HOOPS of a large water barrel.’ Ogden Standard Examiner. (Florence Knight.) The Sleeper Awake—“ Wilson told the police of the East Thirtieth street police station that He Was ASLEEP on his bunk when HE SAW SEVERAL FIGURES PASS.” —New York Globe. (F.W. Devlin.) air—"“C. F, Harwell ading company was in A Masculine of the Hominy Minneapolis this week attending the annual convention of retail sie MEN.” —Homing (Okla.) News. (Mildred Hanan.) How Milliners Are Inspired. PIRATION FOR THIS EXQUISITE HAT Tut PaRisiaN DESIGNER CALLED IT ‘Tie CHAPEAU 18 OF FINE ITALIAN Page Mr. Einstein!—“When your oven gets too hot, DON’T OPEN THE DOOR Place a pan of cold water 1Nstpe. This will cool it and the warm steam will pre- vent the contents from burning.” —People’s Home Journal (December, ’20). (Ruby L. Dunham.) When Fifi's Muzzle Slips—*“ Due to second outbreak of rabies here, the city ind county dog muzzling ordinances went into effect at noon today, and special officers have been employed to sHOOT ALL IN THE FACE BY HER PET DOG YESTERDAY.” Sacramento (California) Bee. (H. Cut- ting.) Those Too-Early Birds—“A heavy frost in central Indiana last night damaged very carly garden truck and it is also feared that BrrDs on fruit trees may have FrankJort Ind.) been injured somewhat.” Crescent’ News. (Lewis Brindemer.) Miraculous Creation—“The police reported that a careful survey showed that one MAN was CauseD by bust ignited combustion.” —Danville F. Wright.) by spontancous (Wa.) Register. (R. Miles from the Unlucky Day— “Texas Midland passenger train } northbound, was wrecked at Brin Switch SIX MILES NORTH OF FripAy AFTER- the entire tender was -Dallas (Tex.) Times (Mrs. J. C. Barnett.) NOON whe derailed.” Herald. Contemptuous Comparison —“Therefore, Mr. Office Worker and Mr. Desk Man, when you feel especially uncouth and cavemanish don’t take it out on your wife and little Johnnie. Bea nand take it out in wrestling with SOME ONE YOUR OWN SEX AND SIZE. GeT A PUNCHING BAG and go to it.” New York Evening World. (J. S. Kleiner.) Optical Competency “Helen’s eyebrows went up a little, and a slight gleam came into her NUMEROUS EYES.”’—Cumberland (Mich.) Daily News. (W. James.) Wireless Outdone—“The police were informed that two women had ENTERED THE BARN on North Sixth street BY TEL- rrioxe and upon going there they found the escaped women.”—Rich- mond (Ind.) Palladium. (Elmer Fulle.) Jail Yawns for Father—‘“‘L wrote to the State Department, telling them my father was a marricd man with five children, THREE OF WHOM HE MARRIED, A New Dance?—“ Mrs. Cessna Tite ‘INTERNATIONAL.’ t and that the girl was igle. is a Des Moines noprer today.” STRAW AND THE MANTILLA, DRAPED OVER IT IN TRUE CAS- They sent me Special Agent Nevada (1a) R TILIAN STYLE, 18 OF FINE OLD CHANTILLY LACE, A FAMOUS Kinzie.’ — Washington (D.C) —Nerada (Ia.) Representative. —— propucr."—The Naug (Conn.) Daily (Seen zie hington (D. C.) (Eva Templeton.) Cederholm.) a Times. (Mrs. Todd Hirst.)