Judge — June 18, 1921 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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cont orthy of use as pr f the Bap Break ¢ with contributors. nature responde Exaggeration Somewhere Wheat, 69 years old, died suddenly home here last night. He was a br in-law of Dan Dumas, wio DRoPPED DEAD Friday night, and was DOWNTOWN YESTER- DAY AS USUAL, and in the afternoon ATTENDED THE FUNERAL Dallas (Tex.) Morning News. (D.W. Whitaker.) Cheap Jury!—“Having broken their engagement, Nesson said he wrote Miss Ludwig asking the RETURN OF THE JURY listed at $380.50." —P) Ledger, (P. R. Walker.) which he phis Public Power Indeed—“ There was a world of power in the blow delivered by Halcia Sarrington at a masher who annoyed her on the way to school. Halcia, 14 years old Il, but she hit the flirtatious man WITH THE PANAMA CANAL, THE AREA OF THE Unitep States AND Evropr.”—Nor- folk (Va.) Dispatch, (Wm. A. Porter.) An Industrious Skeleton—“Discov- ery of a human skeleton on his farm near Holliday was mad y by Milo Anderson. THE SKELETON WAS LEVELING A KNOLL on his farm, pret ing.”"—Ogden (Utah) Standard: (B. W. Brown.) yesterc A New Wonder—“ Thomas Kerhs charged with driving a car WHILE picycte, and knocking down a boy on bicycle, was dism in police court to- day on establishing proof that the “intox- ication’’ was due to nitrous oxi istered by his dentist for the extracti several teeth." —Edmenton (Can.) Journal. (B. Halpin.) admin- Touching Emotion—‘ ‘Nobody me can make her ever, ever underst SHE SOBBED THROUGH SWOLLEN EYELIDS. —Wichita Falls (Texas) Record (J. E. Hamlett.) Another Booze Problem — “Proba tion Officer James Russell reported that the same night two men RELEASED ON PROHIBITION had been robbed of $30 and $18, respectively.”—Olean (N. Y.) Her- ald. (F.M. Brady.) Bap Breaks. rejected BAD Breaks will Mere typographic rom newspapers, magas Original clippings d unless lered. No be return: This Week's Prize “Break” Contributed by Mrs. J. D. WENDER Connell: The Greater Rectitude “Our Rector has been GREATLY IM- PROVED by the lation of aA New FURNACE, as well as having had a new REINFORCED CONCRETE WALK laid at the entrance Episcopal Church N Pittsburg, Pa. Chaining Time's Flight—* The open ing games of the M. I. A. A. baseball league be played this afternoon at the Trade nds with the College of Edu- locking nours with the strong chool team in the first game of afternoon.” — Philippines Herald P.1) (A. Benavides.) School gre cation ni Trade the (Manila, Police and Pulpit Too Gay—“The br ide fired Sunday at dance halls, restaurants and other public places against OBJECTIONABLE DANCING BY THE POLICE AND THE PULPIT is merely the opening volley of a campaign which will continue er conditions prevail is the asser- of Police A. A. Carroll. (Mich.) Herald. (C. R. The judges of the adelphia law courts were thrown into a paroxysm of indignation the other day by a woman’s published charge that a pretty woman who was willing to flirt with judges could escape conviction of almost any crime she might be charged with. The learned judges denied the allegation and DEFIED THE ALLIGATOR.” —Pittsburgh (Pa.) Press. (Mildred M. Marlier.) Fearless Guests—“The guests were seated at one long table graced with a centerpiece of yellow roses, from which radiated strands of SMALLPOX and _rose- buds to the end of the table.”—Spencer (Iowa) Reporter. (C. E. Gillham.) 26 s or books. h source indicated, must be furnished to show the bona fide stage is inclosed. ‘aks in advertisements wanted. Fite dollars cach will be paid for The editor cannot enter into cor- Bailed Out of the Styx—‘“ Fifty people have been killed on the highways this year by motor vehicles, and in every case THEY HAVE Got BAIL.”—Toronto (Can.) Evening Telegram. (E. S. Watts.) A Geometrical Complication—* Two women in Jersey City, who have been liv- ing in the same apartment with a man whom each calls husband, could keep Solo mon in a protracted study. For when two fair ladies fall out over a man there is no telling how it willend. But badly for the man, in any case, no doubt. Such a triangle is isosceles—where the ANGELS at the base are equal to each other.”"—San Diego (Cal.) Sun. (Clark Alberti.) To Love Is to Live!—“ William Leland Hayward, the 19-year-old son of Colonel William Hayward, and Miss Inez Gibbs, the 18-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. George Wilde Gibbs both of New York, were married Monday in Greenwich, and are now on their way to France, where Colonel and Mrs. Hayward are Now Lov- 1NG."—Hartford (Conn.) Daily Times. (C. A. Gale.) Not a Very Prosperous Future— hey receive training in commerce, do- mestic science, wood work and printing. It is the aim of the college to send its stu- dents into the world asses and not liabil- ities,” he said."—Walla Walla (Wash.) Bulletin. (Miss Mary Boylan.) Inconsistent Figures—‘ Gasoline to- boggoned the first time since the war, following the announcement of the Stan- dard Oil Company of Indiana with offices here of a retail price reduction of two cents a gallon for gasoline and a three cent drop for kerosene. The decline is due to reduc- tion of crude oil From $350 to $3 a barrel —Boise (Idaho) Capital News. (A. Bartlett.) “Breathes There a Man "'—“T.C.Q. —When I was a boy my nose was broken, and ever since it has been mepossiBLe FOR ME TO BREATHE. What would you ad —New York American, (Arthur Voigt.)