Judge — June 11, 1921 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Hut t a trip out of town) —Isaty SUIT-CASE ALL PACKED? Wifey Y NEARLY. I'M ONLY PUTTING IN THE NECESSARY THINGS, Expensive Her Hit Convalescent T think you are charging me too much. What's this item on my bill? Ten dollars for violet ray treatment. I don't seem to remember it. By Wa. S. Atxixs HE'D lovely hair and skin of snow, I had to fire her with a si She'd never do for pictures, though; She hit the hero with a pie. to sanitarium physician) — | Physician—But dear been keeping that violet-eyed nurse away my sir, youve | She meant it for the funny man, Took careful aim and then let fly. ‘The minor actors promptly ran; She hit the hero with a pie. from our other patients hours at a time. If you don’t read Film || Fun you don’t get all |, the movie news | The July issue now be- ing sold by your newsdealer See the pictures of Coming Stars. Read what the Present Stars are doing. ‘See how they do it on the other side of the world. ‘Twas thus she ended her career, Thus easily things go awry She won't be in the films this year; | She hit the hero with a pie. Killed Off Jasper—Scientists are now trying to ex- plain their theories so that the man in the | street can understand them. You get everything in F: | Gasper (dodging an automobile)—Well, for 20¢ Il have to hurry up. The man in the At your nearest newsdealer, NOW | . * will soon be extinct. 33 Hudson Rin * by Daylight ASCINATING pictures in panorama F endless await you at every mile of this won- der trip. There’s a new thrill as each turn of the majestic Hudson reveals inspiring views of lofty mountains or deligh ful vistas of shore. A trip | rendered doubly enjoyable by | the comforts of the LUXURIOUS DAY LINE STEAMERS Hudson River Day Line Desbrosses Street Pier New York Quite All Right By Exatere Canrnet Han HERE'S no doubt about it, my friend; we'll have to operate on you,” the doctor said cheerfully. “Operate!” the patient exclaimed “Great Scott, doctor, I've no money for | expensive operations.” “Hum! Well—you’re insured, aren't you?” “Yes, but L can’t realize on that until after I’m dead—it goes to my estate.” “Oh, that’s all right, my dear fellow,” the doctor said, again smiling cheerfully | “That’s perfectly all right—don’t you | worry about your bill at all!” Superfluous Advice Post—When your wife is unpleasant, use a club, urker—1 do. Wve joined three on purpose, What's the Hues Maud—That insulting woman referred to me as colorless! Beatrix—Cheer up! called you green. She might have LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book FREE BOOK