Judge — June 11, 1921 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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| A Gastronomic Puzzle ‘OR a long while the visitor at the art gallery stood in silent contemplation | before a sculptured Centaur. Finally he turned away, shaking his head and mut- | tering, “I give it up!” “Perhaps L can help solve your prob- lem?” passing attendant | courteously “Maybe,” the visitor replied doubt | fully. “What I was wondering is, if you had one of those critters, would you feed it | ham and eggs, or hay?” Old Town Cances What's finer than the feet of & padile in your h presturet, Ag TOld Towne respunds, « stroke means action. It ts the “tightest, canoes In stock. $67 up from dealer or factory. OLD TOWN CANOE CO. 1146 Main Street, Old Town, Maine, U.S. A. . sugested TWENTY NEW DRAWING IDEAS | ae toe pale Srowine,, S0 bastrectone that bel 228=) Sufficient Evidence “That woman must be a society leader. She has all the ear-marks of one.” “You mean finger-marks. Did notice the cigarette stains?” you To an Orchid H. Watpron OU behind the window there With your scornful, painted stare. Do you meditate or ponder On the life you led out yonder, In the land of the liana, British, French or Dutch G: jana? Does the chatter on the streets Make you think of parrakeets; Do the hurrying crowds remind you Of the apes you left behind you; And in the flower-shop’s scented haze, Do you dream of tropic days? From your native home you're taken | And will probably awaken On the bosom broad and ample Of ashorrible example Of the female plutocrat— Quite a tragic ending, that! a Drawn by A.B. Watnna Wuex His Master THE USE OF BEING A DOG PET CANARY.” Furs—“Wuar's Wisn Lwasa Really Human Agatha—Did you meet any at the Beach? Byrdie—Yes, and they really seem quite ordinary after one gets to know them If I'd the money I could find A fate for you that’s much more kind; If you were mine you'd go to rest On my Lucinda’s lo breast, And nestling there you'd straightway see How blissful was your destiny. rich cooks But you and I are separate By more than glass; a mocking fate Decrees for us our different ways And I can only stand and gaze, Knowing that we shall never meet Save when I pass you—on the street. al Business Will Boom and factories reopen—but more money will be needed to enable the wheels of industry and commerce to turn at full spe THE LEGION OF DOLLAR SAVERS (a squad in every home) offers an opportunity to ever woman and child to invest their ings in the future of the United States of America. Dollars invested through this channel will ultimately promote business enterprise and provide « ployment for all. Regular savi a part of your weekly earni investment in the new $1 Treasury Saving Stamps sav ale’ at Banks Government Loan Organization Second Federal Reserve District 120 BROADWAY NEW YORK CITY You Never Can Tell Guest (upon approaching his host’s home in the suburb)—Ah, there are some of your family on the veranda. Sce if I can guess who they are. The girl in short dresses is your daughter, the young man in riding breeches is your son, and the lady in the er—tea-gown is your charming wife. Host you are all wrong. The girl in the short dresses is my grandmother; the young fellow in riding breeches is my wife; and the lady in the tea-gown is my ten-year-old daughter, who likes to dress up in her great-grandmother’s dresses. ROMEIKE’ ctippings w PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU We will send you all ne Te HENRY ROMEIKE 106-110 Seventh Aveuue New York Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matter PRICES, ding themselors as ¢ Siwcaryr be asked to frodace credentials TDI TORIAL OFFICE 235 Filth Avenue, New Yoru ¥ Matter 225 Filth A Address all corres po JUDGE, 225 Fifth Ave., New York City comicbooks.com