Judge — June 11, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Drawn by Csusenr Suir Country Boy—Yos, sam! ‘Tu CLown saip TH ELEPHANT WAS OVER HERE! The Latest in Outdoor tition.” “knock-downs.” “posterior as- CHANCE TAKERS sists” and “errors of judgment,” respec ACR TE KP ry Sport tively) Bernard Bankrunner 10418 By Fosesp Ki ® i t patenp J. Rieee BEST. FOOT-FORWARDS Bertrand Barbe a) ° E practically unlimited opportunity ACR HKD PACEJ. Maude Manicure i at G Bs offered by local traffic conditions for 6 o 0 4 o Denis Dr oo 1 1 oo the display of alertness. fleetness, agility, s o 1 2: © Benny Bootblack o 1 9 0 nerve and other athletic attributes has Levi Lawyer. ‘ aoe ote reerges roused the sporting blood of pedestrians to Christepber Clerk zoe ® ° : a high pitch of enthusiasm manifesting it- ! a a ea Totals poe 2 5 self in the formation of several street ' to 0 2 2 crossing nines or clubs—not wholly unlike Thomas Teller s 1 0 o 0 Hon ‘ r sregations. These vehicle. Hulda Hellogirl 3 1 0020 Returning Runs baseball aggregations. These vehicle Hian'Gaweds oO : “s dodging clubs in turn make up a Totals Bis F 6 Chene Taken ‘s a Pedestrian Protective League, calcu- lated to develop the life-preserving talents of the footgoing population to a truly gratifying degree of per- sonal safety. The season started off yesterday in full swing, one of the most phenome- nal exhibitions being that between the all-star Best-Foot-Forwards and the fast-going Chance-Takers’ nine. Both teams played the job-going and home- returning innings at top speed, fairly burning holes in the asphalt of Broad way and Fifth Avenue. While the Chance-Takers were on their toes at all times and showed themselves in superb form as a result of their ardu- ous spring practice, executing various sensational steals and beautiful: curb slides from under the very noses of limousines, the Best-Foot-Forwards put up a more consistently scientific article of street-crossing, thereby coming off lOr And the victors with a narrow margin of meee wceee = sal (With what regret 1 pen that line!) three hard-earned runs. Both aggre- prawn by Romar Wicoen Alas, she dims delightful days gations finished with a record of not a A pevice. yor your ice-nox. Wuen Tue ‘00 often with some stupid phrase! single death. ‘The score (abbre' ICL-PAN OVERDLOWs THE ALAna WiLL counp, Oh, would her tongue were mute as thine, signifying “at corner,” ‘‘runs, ‘Testep AND APPROVED BY THE JUDGE INSTITUTE. My lady’s shoe! ner 2, Mani- plen Corners Teller 1, Bankrunner 2, Salesman b—Typist Bawled Out by Trafic Hit by Surface 1, Draydriver + Between Taxis , Ban runner 2, Manicure fe—Barber ra tempted St Joy—With Reservations By Lester Marxet MY LADY'S shoe! 0 lovely sign t And symbol of that grace divine That pierces me with dazzling rays And sets my pulsing heart ablaze, Phat thrills me like a fervid wine Thou art a dainty leathern shr I pause to worship—and to pine; This rondeau I declaim in praise, My lady’s shoe! 1 doth hardly shine, ct, her mii